I’m toad-ally in love with you! You make me feel amphi-bious with joy. I’m in love with you, no ifs, ands, or butts… or hops! You’re the fly to my frog. You’re the frog prince I’ve been dreaming of! You’re one in a hoppy million. I’m so glad we croaked paths. Hoppy Valentine’s Day, my…
I’m hole-y in love with donuts. What do you call a donut that knows magic? A hocus-pocus! What do you call a donut that won’t share? A selfish-made treat! Happiness is a warm donut. What do you call a donut detective? A glazehound! Donut kill my vibe! What do you call a donut that’s late? A tardy torte! I’m…
What do you call a dinosaur who’s lost its vocabulary? A thesaurus Rex! (Get it? Thesaurus… lost words… it’s a stretch, I know). How does a T-Rex tie its shoes? With dino-saur knots! (Because those tiny arms…) Why did the Triceratops cross the road? To prove he wasn’t just chicken! (Don’t tell him about the T-Rex). What do you call a lazy Stegosaurus? A couch potato-saurus! (Because, well, those…
You’re the pterodactyl to my heart, you make me soar with joy! You’re my Tricera-tops crush, always number one in my heart. My love for you is no brontosaurus-joke, it’s huge and real! I dino-mite you the best Valentine’s Day ever! I’m a tyranno-saurus for your love! You’re so punny, you put a stegosaurus to shame! (But I still love…
You’re purr-fect for me! You’re the cat’s whiskers, and I’m feline fur-tunate to have you as my Valentine. You make my heart race faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer. Purr-fect match? I’m litter-ally in love with you. Will you be my meow-entine? We can chase yarn balls and cuddle all night long. You…
I’m reading a book on the history of golf. It’s about time I got to the green roots of the sport. Golfers have the perfect drive on and off the course. I used to play golf, but I found it was just a lot of holes in one theory. Why do golfers always carry two…
Lighthouses Rule! Why do lighthouses never go to school? Because they’re always bright. What do you call a lighthouse that likes to tell jokes? A light-hearted house. Why was the lighthouse bad at hide and seek? It was always spotted. How do lighthouses keep their floors clean? They use a beacon mop. What did the…
I’m not the only one who finds tire puns tread-iculously funny, right? When it comes to tire puns, I’m always rolling with laughter. Why did the tire go to school? To get a little more tread-ucation. I tried to make a joke about tires, but it didn’t gain any traction. Some people say tire puns…
Why did the soup go to the doctor? It was feeling a little under the broth. What do you call a soup that performs tricks? A soup-erstar! How do you know when a soup is rich? When it’s loaded with 24-carrot gold. What’s a computer’s favorite soup? 010010 Why don’t secrets stay secret in soup?…
Why do mountains always seem so friendly? Because they peak at you! What did one mountain say to the other mountain? “Stop peaking at me!” Why are mountains so good at telling stories? Because they have cliff-hangers. What do you call an amazing day on a mountain? A peak experience. Why don’t mountains get cold…
