“Golf is a good walk spoiled.” – Mark Twain “I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s game: It’s called an eraser.” – Arnold Palmer “The only sure rule in golf is – he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.” – Mickey Mantle “Golf is a…
Why do cricket players never get lost? Because they always follow the right ‘wicket’! Why did the cricket team go to the bank? To get their “bail” out! Why did the batsman bring a ladder to the game? He heard the pitches were high! How does a cricket player stay cool during a match? He…
You’re my grand slam love! You make my heart homerun wild. You’re a true catch, and I’m never letting you slide into someone else’s arms. I’m batty about you! You’re a hit out of the park, every time. Forget the fastball, you’re the curveball that threw me head-over-heels. With you, it’s always bases loaded with…
I’m reading a book on the history of golf. It’s about time I got to the green roots of the sport. Golfers have the perfect drive on and off the course. I used to play golf, but I found it was just a lot of holes in one theory. Why do golfers always carry two…
