Youre mama is so fat, when she wears yellow, people say “Hi, school bus!” Youre mama is so fat, when she walks down the street, people say “Look, the Leaning Tower of Pisa!” Yo mamma is so fat, when she sits on the beach, she’s a total eclipse. Yo mamma is so fat, when she…
“Cheers to Mom! The original ride-sharing, bank-lending, life-coaching service.” “Remember, it’s Mother’s Day. Not ‘Ask Mom to do more stuff’ day.” “Happy Mother’s Day! Thanks for the genes and for teaching me how to properly wash jeans.” “To the woman who really does have eyes in the back of her head. Happy Mother’s Day!” “To…
Your mom is so behind on VR, she put on 3D glasses to play Candy Crush. Yo mama’s so old, she sends snapchats with hieroglyphics. Your mom’s so obsessed with Instagram, she thinks real life has filters. Yo mama’s so clueless about tech, she tried to swipe left on a microwave. Yo mama’s so obsessed…
