Why did the cow go to space? To see the moooon! What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moo-sician. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! What did the cow say to the calf at bedtime? It’s pasture bedtime. How does a cow stay up to date with…
Wild Seal 1: Arctic Accent “Oi, you think lounging in a tank is a tough life? Try dodging polar bears for a day! Betcha those cushy aquarium seals wouldn’t last a minute out here in the real world.” Wild Seal 2: British Accent “Blimey, those zoo seals have it so rough, don’t they? Swimming in…
Why did the dolphin bring a towel? It wanted to avoid getting too wet behind the ears! Dolphins always make great friends because they are so fin-tastic. What do dolphins use to get their hair done? A blow hole-dryer! How do dolphins decide who gets to go first? They flip a coin! Did you hear…
Why did the worm cross the playground? To get to the other slide! What did the worm say to the other worm when it was being annoying? “Stop worming your way into my business!” Why don’t worms ever get lost? They always follow their gut instincts. How do worms make decisions? They go with the…
Howl you doing today? That idea is paws-itively genius! You’re howlarious! I’m feeling a bit ruff today. Let’s take a walk on the wild side. I’m furr-real about this. Don’t wolf down your food too fast! I heard the party was a howling success. You’re howling at the moon with that one! Time to unleash…
Why did the gorilla refuse to play cards? He thought the stakes were too bananas. What do you call a gorilla with a Ph.D.? A primate scholar who still can’t figure out why humans make everything so complicated. How does a gorilla make coffee? With a lot of ap-peal. Why don’t gorillas use social media?…
“Hope your birthday is purr-fectly fantastic, just like you, fur-real!” “Another year older? Nah, just another year closer to becoming the ultimate catnip connoisseur!” “Wishing you a birthday filled with tuna treats, belly rubs, and plenty of catnaps!” “Time to paw-ty like it’s your meow-thday!” “Here’s a joke. You’re not as cat-tivating as I am.”…
“Hey, you kids! Keep it down with all that meowin’ and purrin’! Some of us are tryin’ to catch some shut-eye here!” “Great, another birthday. Just what I needed… more attention. Can’t a cat enjoy a quiet day of solitude without the humans crashin’ the scene?” “Here’s a piece of advice, kittens: Never trust a…
Hey there, spider lovers (and maybe a few spider-curious folks)! Today we’re here to shine a light on our eight-legged friends, the spooktacular spoods, web-slinging web puppies, or whatever your favorite nickname is! These little guys get a bad rap, but they’re fascinating creatures who deserve some love (and maybe a few less rolled-up newspapers)….
