“Hope your birthday is purr-fectly fantastic, just like you, fur-real!” “Another year older? Nah, just another year closer to becoming the ultimate catnip connoisseur!” “Wishing you a birthday filled with tuna treats, belly rubs, and plenty of catnaps!” “Time to paw-ty like it’s your meow-thday!” “Here’s a joke. You’re not as cat-tivating as I am.”…
“Hey, you kids! Keep it down with all that meowin’ and purrin’! Some of us are tryin’ to catch some shut-eye here!” “Great, another birthday. Just what I needed… more attention. Can’t a cat enjoy a quiet day of solitude without the humans crashin’ the scene?” “Here’s a piece of advice, kittens: Never trust a…
Hey there, spider lovers (and maybe a few spider-curious folks)! Today we’re here to shine a light on our eight-legged friends, the spooktacular spoods, web-slinging web puppies, or whatever your favorite nickname is! These little guys get a bad rap, but they’re fascinating creatures who deserve some love (and maybe a few less rolled-up newspapers)….
I’m toad-ally in love with you! You make me feel amphi-bious with joy. I’m in love with you, no ifs, ands, or butts… or hops! You’re the fly to my frog. You’re the frog prince I’ve been dreaming of! You’re one in a hoppy million. I’m so glad we croaked paths. Hoppy Valentine’s Day, my…
What do you call a dinosaur who’s lost its vocabulary? A thesaurus Rex! (Get it? Thesaurus… lost words… it’s a stretch, I know). How does a T-Rex tie its shoes? With dino-saur knots! (Because those tiny arms…) Why did the Triceratops cross the road? To prove he wasn’t just chicken! (Don’t tell him about the T-Rex). What do you call a lazy Stegosaurus? A couch potato-saurus! (Because, well, those…
You’re the pterodactyl to my heart, you make me soar with joy! You’re my Tricera-tops crush, always number one in my heart. My love for you is no brontosaurus-joke, it’s huge and real! I dino-mite you the best Valentine’s Day ever! I’m a tyranno-saurus for your love! You’re so punny, you put a stegosaurus to shame! (But I still love…
You’re purr-fect for me! You’re the cat’s whiskers, and I’m feline fur-tunate to have you as my Valentine. You make my heart race faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer. Purr-fect match? I’m litter-ally in love with you. Will you be my meow-entine? We can chase yarn balls and cuddle all night long. You…
Why did the wiener dog sit in the shade? Because it didn’t want to be a hot dog! What do you call a cold wiener dog? A chili dog! How do you know a wiener dog is brave? It’s always up for a “bark” of adventure! Why did the wiener dog bring a ladder to…
Why don’t zebras ever play poker in the savanna? Because they always spot the cheetahs! What did the zebra say the first time it saw a piano? “Hey, that thing looks like me!” Why do zebras have stripes? Because they don’t want to be spotted. What’s black, white, and red all over? A sunburned zebra!…
