You’re the pterodactyl to my heart, you make me soar with joy!
You’re my Tricera-tops crush, always number one in my heart.
My love for you is no brontosaurus-joke, it’s huge and real!
I dino-mite you the best Valentine’s Day ever!
I’m a tyranno-saurus for your love!
You’re so punny, you put a stegosaurus to shame! (But I still love you more!)
This love is pterrific, it’ll never go extinct!
You make my heart saur for more of you.
You’re the brachio-saurus love of my life, reaching ever higher with me.
Let’s have a roaring good Valentine’s Day!
With you, life is never a brachiosaurus, always an adventure!
You’re impossi-saurus to resist, your charm is dino-mite!
Let’s make some roar-some memories together this Valentine’s Day.
You’re T-RRIFIC, Valentine!
You make my cold-blooded heart warm.
I’m jurassically in love with you.
You have me raptor round your finger, completely smitten!
This love is T-riffic, rex-ellent, and pterrific all rolled into one!
You’re my bronto-saur love, big and strong, always there for me.
Without you, my life would be a ptero-terrible mistake!
Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re the stego-saurus to my heart, always fitting perfectly.
You make my heart SAUR so high!
I’m dino-mite in love with you.
Our love is like a comet: rare and spectacular.
You’re dino-mite, be mine!
I love you more than a T-Rex loves steak!
I’m so glad I pterodactyl across your path, you’re amazing!
You are my tricera-top choice!
You make my heart race faster than a velociraptor!
Our love isn’t extinct; it’s evergreen.
I love you this much! (But no arms because I’m a T-Rex.)
You’re the Stego to my Saurus.
Will you be the ptero to my dactyl?
You’re a rare fossil in the dating world.
You’re stegosaur-rific, making my heart spike with happiness.
I’d go to the end of the Cretaceous for you.
I’m dino-mite about spending Valentine’s Day with you.
Our love will never go extinct.
You’re my favorite person to herbivore.
My love for you is im-measurably large, like a sauropod’s size!
Dinosaur Jokes for Valentine’s Day
What do you call a dinosaur who steals your Valentine’s Day chocolates? A choco-saurus rex!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? To get to the dino-mite Valentine’s Day party on the other side!
What did the T-Rex say to his stegosaurus crush? You’re stego-saur-ific!
What do you call a dinosaur who’s bad at remembering dates? A for-get-me-not-osaurus!
How do you know a brachiosaurus is in love? They’re head over heels for you! (Literally, their head is very high up!)
What did the pterodactyl say to his valentine? You make my heart soar!
What did the velociraptor say to his valentine? You’re raptor-able!
Why did the Triceratops refuse to go on a date? He was three-fraid of getting rejected!
What do you call a dinosaur who’s always late? A pro-crasti-saurus!
What’s a dinosaur’s favorite pick-up line? You’re dino-mite!
What do you call a dinosaur who loves to cuddle? A snuggle-saurus!
What do you call a dinosaur who writes bad love poems? A poet-osaurus rex!
Why did the stegosaurus get detention? He kept spiking the punch at the Valentine’s Day dance!
What’s the best thing about dating a dinosaur? They give you lots of prehistoric presents!
What do you call a dinosaur who’s always single? A lone-osaurus rex!
What did the dinosaur say when he proposed? Will you pterodactyl my valentine forever?
What did the Ankylosaurus say to his valentine? You make my heart rock!
What did the Brontosaurus say to his valentine? You’re im-measurably amazing!
What did the baby dinosaur say to his crush? You’re dino-mite, and I like you a brachiosaurus lot!
What do you call a dinosaur who can’t stop talking about his valentine? A love-saurus!
Dinosaur Valentine’s Day Memes
Enjoy these dinosaur virtual Valentine cards!
