“Turning 69 is fine wine – it just gets better with age!” “Happy 69th birthday! Don’t worry, you’re not getting older, just more distinguished!” “69 and feeling divine! Enjoy your birthday with a glass of wine!” “You’re 69! Time to start acting your age… or at least your shoe size!” “Congratulations on turning 69! You’re…
“70 is just a number… a really, really big number!” “At 70, you’re still young at heart. The rest of you, however, might need a little WD-40!” “Seventy and still a teen at heart… but with a few extra zeros!” “You’re not 70, you’re just a 7.0 version of your fabulous self!” “70 isn’t old……
Meet the Mobsters: The Faces Behind Easter’s Biggest Operation Vinny “The Claw” Veloci Role: The Smooth OperatorVinny is known for his sharp style and even sharper business tactics. As the ringleader of the Egg-llicit Operations, he’s got a hand in every Easter egg basket in town. This velociraptor with a penchant for pastel suits is…
“Have a purr-fect Easter!” “Egg-cited to hunt for those catnip eggs!” “You’ve got to be kitten me, more chocolate eggs?” “Hoppy Easter from your favorite fur-ball!” “This Easter, I’m dyeing… my fur with safe, washable color, of course!” “I’m not a bunny, I’m a whisker warrior on a hunt for treats!” “Easter: A tail of…
Feeling pawsitively Irish today! Happy St. Catrick’s Day! May your day be purrfectly lucky! Have a meowgical St. Paddy’s! Whisker me away to Ireland! Purrhaps a bit o’ luck will come our way! Feline lucky on St. Patrick’s Day! Time for a catnip shamrock shake! Irish you a pawsome day! Let’s get shamrocked and roll!…
Don’t worry, beer happy! It’s almost Guinness o’clock. You’re my lucky charm, and I shamrock the world you. Feelin’ green today? You might have a case of the Paddy-itis. It’s not good to press your luck, but I always Irish for more shamrockin’ fun. Don’t be a shillelagh-laggard, join the St. Patrick’s Day parade! Don’t worry, be clover! Good luck will find you eventually….
I’m nacho average party animal, I’m ready to fiesta like there’s no mañana! Don’t worry, taco your time getting here, the guacamole will be waiting! It’s a specu-taco-lar day to celebrate with friends and family. ¡Ole! Let’s get this fiesta started! I’m feeling salsa good right now. Don’t be queso closed-minded, try something new on Cinco de Mayo! Life throws you…
