“I’m not saying my ex was a tornado, but every time they showed up, things got pretty twisted.” “You call it a tornado; I call it a high-speed redecorator.” “Did you hear about the tornado that went to prom? It was the talk of the town for weeks!” “What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister, obviously.”…
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. Why don’t we ever see water get into a fight? Because it keeps it’s feelings all bottled up. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved. Why is water the most educated drink? Because it’s been around the…
Why is the wind such a good musician? It really knows how to blow the horn! What did one wind say to the other? “Catch you on the gust side!” Why is the wind the best at gossip? It just goes through one ear and out the other! Why don’t wind turbines ever get lost?…
Why don’t volcanoes ever cheat at games? Because they know they’ll get caught red-handed! What do you call a volcano that’s good at math? A geome-trick! Why did the volcano apologize to the mountain? Because it lost its temper-a-ture! What’s a volcano’s favorite instrument? The lava-lin! Why are volcanoes so good at storytelling? Because they…
