Why do mountains always seem so friendly? Because they peak at you!
What did one mountain say to the other mountain? “Stop peaking at me!”
Why are mountains so good at telling stories? Because they have cliff-hangers.
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain? A peak experience.
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps.
Why did the mountain go to the doctor? Because it had altitude sickness.
What’s a mountain’s favorite type of music? Rock and roll.
How do mountains stay in shape? By doing hill repeats.
Why did the book about mountains never become popular? It was all uphill from there.
What did the young mountain say to the old mountain? “You’re hill-arious!”
Why are mountains never lonely? Because they have each other’s back.
How do you play hide and seek with a mountain? You can’t; they always peak.
What do you call a mountain that’s fun to be around? Hill-arious!
Why did the mountain use social media? To peak at the views.
What does a mountain like to drink? Spring water.
Why did the mountain win the award? It peaked above the rest.
Why are mountains so enlightened? Because they peak at the truth.
What’s a mountain’s favorite game? Capture the flag…at the peak!
Why did the pencil refuse to draw the mountain? It couldn’t get over the peak.
What did the tourist say to the mountain? “I can’t get over you!”
Slogans For The Mountain Climbers
“I peak therefore I am.”
“Mountains: Because flat is boring.”
“Elevation > Population.”
“Talk peaky to me.”
“I like my problems like I like my mountains – far away.”
“Mountains aren’t just funny, they’re hill-arious.”
“My drug of choice is thin air.”
“It’s all downhill from here… thankfully.”
“Slopes before bros.”
“This body was built on a strict diet of thin air and trail mix.”
“Mountains: Because who likes breathing anyway?”
“I followed my heart and it led me to the mountains. Now what?”
“Keep calm and climb on. Then panic and freeze halfway.”
“Nature’s stairmaster: More steps than your Fitbit can handle.”
“Why be moody when you can shake your booty… at 10,000 feet?”
“Peak performance is overrated. Said no mountain ever.”
“I thought they said ‘molehill.'”
“Altitude adjustment in progress.”
“Would rather be lost in the mountains than found in the city.”
“I have a peak condition. It’s called ‘obsession.'”
