Why did the soup go to the doctor? It was feeling a little under the broth.
What do you call a soup that performs tricks? A soup-erstar!
How do you know when a soup is rich? When it’s loaded with 24-carrot gold.
What’s a computer’s favorite soup? 010010
Why don’t secrets stay secret in soup? Because they always come out in the broth.
What did one soup say to the other? “You’re stew-pendous!”
Why was the tomato soup blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you tell a sad soup? “It’ll all pan out in the end.”
What’s a ghost’s favorite soup? Boo-llion.
Why did the soup start an argument? It wanted to stir things up.
How does soup apologize? “I’m brothly sorry.”
What’s a soup’s favorite game? Bowl-ing.
Why did the onion soup make everyone cry? It was just too moving.
What’s a mathematician’s favorite soup? Alge-broth.
Why did the soup go to school? To improve its “ladle” skills.
What’s a superhero’s favorite part of the soup? The capers.
Why was the chicken soup so brave? Because it had guts.
What kind of soup does a cat like? Mew-strone.
Why did the vegetable soup get promoted? It was outstanding in its field.
What did the hot soup say to the spoon? “I’m just too hot to handle!”
Slogans For Soup Lovers
“Soup of the Day: Whine.”
“Will work for soup.”
“I’m a soup-er hero. Where’s my cape? I mean, cape-ellini.”
“In a committed relationship with soup.”
“Life’s a soup and I’m a fork.”
“Soup: because chewing is overrated.”
“Too hot to handle, too souped to care.”
“Whisper sweet nothings into my soup.”
“Bowl me over.”
“Keep calm and slurp on.”
“I have mixed feelings about soup. Just like my minestrone.”
“Soup’s on. Sanity’s off.”
“My personality has more layers than your onion soup.”
“Stressed, blessed, and soup obsessed.”
“I’m just a soup looking for its spoon.”
“Broth before troth.”
“Feeling souper, might delete later.”
“This is my soup-ervillain origin story.”
“Who needs a hug when you have a mug… of soup.”
“I like big bowls and I cannot lie.”
