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    Cat-tastic Valentine Jokes and Puns For That Special Someone

    Cute cat jokes and puns for V-day

    You’re purr-fect for me!

    You’re the cat’s whiskers, and I’m feline fur-tunate to have you as my Valentine.

    You make my heart race faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer. Purr-fect match?

    I’m litter-ally in love with you.

    Will you be my meow-entine? We can chase yarn balls and cuddle all night long.

    You make my heart purr.

    My love for you is impaw-sible to ignore. Let’s whisker away on a romantic meow-venture!

    I knead you in my life more than catnip! Be my forever Valentine?

    I’d pounce at the chance to be your Valentine.

    I’m purr-fectly smitten with you. You’re the cat’s pajamas (in a good way, of course).

    Our love is like catnip – irresistible and totally meow-gical.

    You’re pawsitively purrfect in every way.

    You’re the purr-son who makes my heart sing the meow-lody of love.

    Fur real, you’re my one and only.

    Let’s snuggle up and watch cat videos – the purr-fect Valentine’s Day date night.

    Our love is claw-some.

    You’re the missing piece to my puzzle, like the last kibble in the bowl. Complete me, my Valentine!

    You’re the cat’s meow, Valentine!

    I’m head over paws in love with you. You’re the cat’s meow, literally and figuratively.

    Let’s make this Valentine’s Day legen-meow-dary! We can dress up as cats and have a ball.

    You’re so purr-suasive, you could convince any cat to give up its favorite sunbeam. I’m putty in your paws!

    You’ve captured my heart like a laser pointer.

    Even after years together, my love for you is still fresh, like a bowl of newly poured cat food.

    You’re the cat’s pajamas, the cat’s meow, and the cat’s breath (but only in the good way!).

    I knead you in my life.

    I want to be with you fur-ever and always, just like two cats napping in a sun puddle.

    Let’s raise a glass of milk (or whatever you prefer) to celebrate our love, which is even stronger than a cat’s love for a cardboard box.

    I’m not kitten around, you’re the best!

    You’ve got me feline fine this Valentine’s.

    Our love is purr-eternal.

    I’m fur-ever yours.

    With you, life is never dull, just like watching a cat play with a feather toy. Be my adventure buddy!

    You have a special place in my heart and my cat tree.

    Whisker me away, my Valentine.

    I’d spend all nine lives with you.

    Let’s spend a paws-itively amazing Valentine’s together!

    Forget roses, give me catnip and your love. That’s all I need for a purr-fect Valentine’s Day.

    You make my tail wag with joy.

    You’re so cute, you make me wanna do a happy dance, just like a cat with a new scratching post.

    Let’s curl up together this Valentine’s Day.

    Cute cat skeleton with hearts. Valentines day card/meme that reads I'm fur ever yours - cat pun
    cute cat themed valentines day card meme. You've got me feline fine this Valentine's Day- jokes about cats

    Cute Kitty Cat Valentine’s Day Jokes

    Why did the cat give its sweetheart a bowl of milk? Because it was love at first sip!

    What did the cat say to its Valentine? “You’re the purr-fect catch!”

    Why don’t cats like online dating? Too many catfish!

    What did one cat say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “You’re my purr-ince charming!”

    Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on its e-mew-valentines!

    How do cats end a Valentine’s Day letter? With purrs and whiskers!

    What do you call two cats who are in love? A purr-fect pair!

    Why did the cat give its love a mouse? Because it’s the thought that mouse-ters!

    What did the cat say after a romantic dinner? “That was meow-nificent!”

    Why did the cat put a bell on its Valentine? Because it wanted a ringing endorsement!

    What do cats say when they get engaged? “We’re feline fine about spending our nine lives together!”

    Why was the cat so good at Valentine’s Day? It always knew how to whisker someone off their feet!

    What’s a cat’s favorite romantic movie? “The Great Catsby!”

    Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail!

    How do cats decide who to date? They rely on purr-sonal chemistry!

    What did the shy cat say to its crush? “I’m feline a connection between us!”

    Why did the cat break up with its Valentine? There were too many hiss-understandings!

    What do cats love to eat on Valentine’s Day? Heart-shaped treats and mouse-aroni!

    Why did the cat fall in love with the computer? It couldn’t resist its mouse!

    What did the cat say when it fell in love with a beautiful kitten? “I’m smitten with this kitten!”

    Funny Valentines Day Cat Memes

    Enjoy these super cute cat themed Valentine’s Day cards. I made them myself for 2024!

    Zombie kitten Valentine's day card with funny cat pun "I'm not kitten around, you're the best!
    Little white cat in a purple hat "you make my heart purr" V-day theme meme
    Pretty kitty with a yellow friendship rose "you're pawsitivly purrfect in every way" sweet cat pun meme

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