“Turning 69 is fine wine – it just gets better with age!” “Happy 69th birthday! Don’t worry, you’re not getting older, just more distinguished!” “69 and feeling divine! Enjoy your birthday with a glass of wine!” “You’re 69! Time to start acting your age… or at least your shoe size!” “Congratulations on turning 69! You’re…
“70 is just a number… a really, really big number!” “At 70, you’re still young at heart. The rest of you, however, might need a little WD-40!” “Seventy and still a teen at heart… but with a few extra zeros!” “You’re not 70, you’re just a 7.0 version of your fabulous self!” “70 isn’t old……
Two thugs walk into a restaurant. One says, “Hey, wise guy! Where’s the penne?” The other one looks around and whispers, “Forget about the penne, where’s the forke?” A rival family boss complains to Don Corleone, “Your goons keep leaving empty fusilli boxes in front of my store!” The Don calmly replies, “Consider it a…
“Hope your birthday is purr-fectly fantastic, just like you, fur-real!” “Another year older? Nah, just another year closer to becoming the ultimate catnip connoisseur!” “Wishing you a birthday filled with tuna treats, belly rubs, and plenty of catnaps!” “Time to paw-ty like it’s your meow-thday!” “Here’s a joke. You’re not as cat-tivating as I am.”…
“Hey, you kids! Keep it down with all that meowin’ and purrin’! Some of us are tryin’ to catch some shut-eye here!” “Great, another birthday. Just what I needed… more attention. Can’t a cat enjoy a quiet day of solitude without the humans crashin’ the scene?” “Here’s a piece of advice, kittens: Never trust a…
Hey there, spider lovers (and maybe a few spider-curious folks)! Today we’re here to shine a light on our eight-legged friends, the spooktacular spoods, web-slinging web puppies, or whatever your favorite nickname is! These little guys get a bad rap, but they’re fascinating creatures who deserve some love (and maybe a few less rolled-up newspapers)….
Yo peeps! Feeling all awkward around your crush? Wanna chat them up but, like, words escape you faster than your phone dies at a concert? Don’t fret, fam! This guide’s here to turn you into a rizz-dropping master, smoother than the latest TikTok dance trend. Confidence is Your Secret Weapon ️ First things first, ditch…
Here are a few funny waiter jokes: Food and Service Waiter Woes Punny Plates Here are a few more waiter jokes with a twist: The Tech-Savvy Waiter The Multilingual Waiter (slightly exaggerated for humor) The Theatrical Waiter (This one works best if delivered with a flourish) Jokes from Your “Favorite” Waiters “We’re like a fine…
In the neon-lit heart of Las Vegas, amidst the clinking of slot machines and the shuffling of cards, a new set of high rollers has hit the strip. Not content with dominating interstellar travel, a group of extraterrestrial visitors decides to try their luck in the city of sin, bringing a whole new meaning to…
Running Through Super Mario World For me, it all started with Super Mario World on Super Nintendo. I began playing this game as a little kid, and if I played it today, I would be just as good. I literally run through that game lol non-stop. I hold down the Y button the whole time….
