When she’s mad and stomping around, you know she’s really “flaring up.” If she’s angry after dinner, does that mean she’s having a “meltdown” for dessert? When she loses a game, is it called “throwing a pouty”? An angry little girl doesn’t need a microphone, she is the microphone!” Going to bed without a bed…
You make my heart go “Aaarrrggggh!” for more. Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re the treasure I’ve been searchin’ for all me life. Be mine? My love for you is shore-less. Anchors aweigh! You’re the parrot to my pirate ship, always by me side. Avast, ye matey! I’m hooked on you, like a mermaid on a shiny doubloon. Be my Valentine? You’re the rum to…
Why did the gallbladder go to the party? Because it heard there was going to be lots of bile! What did the gallbladder say to the stomach? “Stop your bellyaching, I’ve got my own problems!” Why did the gallbladder break up with the liver? It found their relationship too toxic. How does a gallbladder flirt?…
“So, I decided to organize my herbs after smoking some weed. You could say I was… sorting out my life priorities. One puff at a time!” “I made a weed-infused cake last week. I called it my ‘bake-it-easy’ project. The only problem? I forgot where I put it. Guess it’s true what they say: a…
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the slickest of them all? Oh, it’s me, of course, no need to call. I’m handsome and charming, smooth as can be, spinning my tales, all believe in me. They dance and they sing, just as I please, mere puppets I control with the greatest of ease. Ah, look…
“Why did the orphan excel at puzzles? Because they’re great at finding pieces that fit, just like they found a family that fits them perfectly!” “What’s an orphan’s favorite game? Family tree, because they get to choose the branches!” “Why are orphans so good at sharing? Because they know the best things in life aren’t…
Your mom is so behind on VR, she put on 3D glasses to play Candy Crush. Yo mama’s so old, she sends snapchats with hieroglyphics. Your mom’s so obsessed with Instagram, she thinks real life has filters. Yo mama’s so clueless about tech, she tried to swipe left on a microwave. Yo mama’s so obsessed…
In a universe where the mundane meets the utterly bizarre, where time periods collide with the subtlety of a bull in a china shop, we find ourselves witnessing conversations so delightfully absurd, they could only belong in the imaginations of those who’ve had way too much caffeine, or perhaps not enough. Enter the stage: characters…
Let’s face it, colonoscopies aren’t usually a laughing matter, but a little humor can go a long way in easing the tension around this important medical procedure. So, without further ado, dive into our collection of colonoscopy jokes – from clueless first-timers to overly enthusiastic doctors, we’ve got a giggle for everyone! From the Patient’s…
Hey there, Gorgeous Readers! Welcome to our fabulous corner of the internet where “fat jokes” get a major glow-up. Who said humor about size can’t be sassy, classy, and a little bad-assy? Not us! We’re here to turn the table, shake the ground (because, darling, we can), and serve you the sassiest, most empowering “fat…
