E. Bunny, once a symbol of springtime cheer, now sat slumped at the bar, nursing a lukewarm carrot mimosa. His once fluffy white fur was matted and dull, his pink nose tinged red from budget gin. The Easter hustle, once a lucrative gig, had become a brutal less than minimum wage affair. “Another round, mate?”…
My wallet feels so de-flated, I might need to take a loan just to afford air. I tried to inflate my tires, but the price of air just took the wind out of my sails. My budget is so strained, it’s starting to resemble a loaf of bread at these prices. I’m living on ramen noodles again, seems like the only…
Why did Putin go to school? To take it over”. Why doesn’t Putin get cold? Because he’s always Russian around. What’s Putin’s favorite food? Russian Roulette. Why did Putin go to space? To establish the first “dictator-ship” in orbit. How does Putin like his opponents? Well-beaten. Why doesn’t Putin lose in chess? Because he always…
Step into the satirical realm of “ExposureCoin” – where corporate compensation meets digital-age humor. ExposureCoin: Unveiling the Future of Corporate Compensation In an unprecedented move, a conglomerate of the world’s largest companies has announced the launch of a new cryptocurrency: ExposureCoin. These companies, renowned for their Himalayan-sized piles of cash and a penchant for budgetary…
