“Cheers to Mom! The original ride-sharing, bank-lending, life-coaching service.” “Remember, it’s Mother’s Day. Not ‘Ask Mom to do more stuff’ day.” “Happy Mother’s Day! Thanks for the genes and for teaching me how to properly wash jeans.” “To the woman who really does have eyes in the back of her head. Happy Mother’s Day!” “To…
“Missing you is like missing my phone charger – everything feels pointless and a little bit dark.” “I’m starting to think you secretly enjoy the power trip of making me miss you this much.” “It’s not that I miss you, it’s just that I’ve grown strangely fond of having someone to blame for all my…
Welcome to your 40s where your back goes out more than you do! Congrats on turning 40! It’s like being 20 only now you have another decade of experience and a little less hair. It’s your 40th birthday.. Congratulations you’re becoming a classic! You’re now 40 and that’s way better than 18 because you’ve got…
