Lighthouses Rule!
Why do lighthouses never go to school? Because they’re always bright.
What do you call a lighthouse that likes to tell jokes? A light-hearted house.
Why was the lighthouse bad at hide and seek? It was always spotted.
How do lighthouses keep their floors clean? They use a beacon mop.
What did the boat say to the lighthouse? “Your light shines on me.”
Why don’t lighthouses get lost? They always stay in the same place.
What’s a lighthouse’s favorite song? “You Light Up My Life.”
Why was the lighthouse book so popular? It had a glowing review.
How do lighthouses talk to each other? They use sign-al language.
What do you call a lighthouse with a cold? A sniffle tower.
Why did the lighthouse refuse to work? It was feeling dim.
What did one lighthouse say to the other? “I’m beaming to see you!”
Why are lighthouses so good at warning ships? They have a flare for it.
What do you call an overweight lighthouse? Light-heavy.
Why did the lighthouse keeper break up with his girlfriend? She said he was too focused.
How does a lighthouse say goodbye? “I’ll miss you watts and watts.”
Why was the lighthouse book hard to finish? It had too many illuminating ideas.
What’s a lighthouse’s favorite game? Flashlight tag.
Why did the lighthouse win the award? It was outstanding in its field… of water.
How does a lighthouse feel after a long day? Absolutely lightened.
Slogans For People Who Love Lighthouses
“I’m a beacon of sarcasm in a sea of idiots.”
“Shining a light on my social skills.”
“Lighthouses: Because someone has to guide the clueless.”
“Brighter than your future since 1986.”
“I’m kinda like a lighthouse: distant and emotionally unavailable.”
“Warning: I might lead you astray like a faulty lighthouse.”
“Beacon of hope? More like beacon of ‘nope.'”
“I shine brighter than your average idea.”
“Keeper of the light, loser of the keys.”
“I’m not a guiding light; I’m more of a warning signal.”
“Rocky relationships? I prefer rocky shores.”
“Follow me for a good time or a shipwreck. No promises.”
“Socially awkward but environmentally a beacon.”
“I light up the room… with my phone screen.”
“Guiding ships and misfits since day one.”
“Like a lighthouse, I’m better appreciated from a distance.”
“Too cool for school, but not for a lighthouse.”
“Standing tall, shining small. Story of my life.”
“See the light at the end of the tunnel? RUN! It’s a train! – just kidding, it’s just me with a flashlight.”
