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    Toad-ally Frog-tastic Puns and Jokes for Valentine’s Day

    V-day Frog Jokes and Puns

    I’m toad-ally in love with you!

    You make me feel amphi-bious with joy.

    I’m in love with you, no ifs, ands, or butts… or hops!

    You’re the fly to my frog.

    You’re the frog prince I’ve been dreaming of!

    You’re one in a hoppy million.

    I’m so glad we croaked paths.

    Hoppy Valentine’s Day, my love!

    You’re un-frog-ettable, Valentine!

    You make my heart skip a beat and a leap!

    You’re the lily to my pad.

    Let’s leap into love this Valentine’s Day.

    My love for you is as deep as a frog’s croak at night.

    You make me feel hoppy!

    I’m toadally smitten with you.

    Our love is un-frog-ettable.

    Don’t frog-et, you’re the ribbiting love of my life!

    I find you ribbiting!

    Will you be my frog-ever Valentine?

    You croak my world!

    You’ve got me jumping with joy!

    You’re the sunshine in my pond.

    You’re the apple of my lily pad.

    Let’s make a splash together this Valentine’s Day.

    My heart leaps for you!

    You’ve hopped right into my heart!

    You’re the tadpole of my eye.

    Be mine, and let’s have a hopping good time!

    I’m frog-ever yours.

    You’re the best thing I’ve ever frogged across.

    I love you more than flies!

    You’re toadally awesome.

    You make my heart ribbit with joy.

    You’re the butter to my bread… or the fly to my web… whichever you prefer!

    I’m not kitten around, you’re frog-tastic!

    You’re pond-erful!

    Let’s jump into love this Valentine’s Day.

    You make my heart hop!

    To my hoppy place on Valentine’s Day.

    Hoppy Valentine’s Day to my toad-ally awesome Valentine!

    Cute Valentine’s Day Themed Frog Jokes

    Why did the frog take the bus to his Valentine’s Date? Because his car was toad!

    What did the frog say to his Valentine? “You’re toad-ally awesome!”

    Why do frogs make great Valentine’s? Because they’re always so hoppy to see you!

    What did one frog say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “Time’s fun when you’re having flies!”

    How do frogs feel when they fall in love? Un-frog-gettable!

    What do you get when two frogs fall in love? A lovely croak-duet.

    Why did the frog call his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? To tell her he loves her a hop and a leap!

    What did the frog give his Valentine? A bunch of hop-lilies.

    Why did the frog write a letter to his Valentine? Because he wanted to express his tad-pole of feelings!

    Why did the girl frog kiss the boy frog on Valentine’s Day? Because he was so ribbiting!

    What’s a frog’s favorite Valentine’s Day candy? Croak-o-late!

    Why are frogs so happy on Valentine’s Day? Because they finally get to jump into love!

    What did the frog say to his Valentine’s date? “I find you ribbiting!”

    How do frogs show their love on Valentine’s Day? With a kiss that could turn them into princes.

    What did the frog order at the French restaurant on Valentine’s Day? French flies.

    Why did the frog take a leap of faith on Valentine’s Day? To show his love was no pond-ering matter!

    What did the frog sing to his Valentine? “You’ve got me jumping right out of my skin!”

    Why don’t frogs like to go out on Valentine’s Day? They prefer to stay in and cuddle in their lilypad.

    What did the frog say after a romantic Valentine’s dinner? “That was ribbiting good!”

    Why did the frog give his Valentine a book? Because he wanted to say, “I toad-ally love you!”

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