Ladies, if the man smells like fabric softener he is in a relationship. My favorite sex position is being loved and treated like a priority. I have a friend who only shaves when she plans on getting busy, because why peel a potato if you aren’t gonna mash it. No matter how boring life gets……
“Meth: Preferred by 6 out of 10 drug addicts.” “Speed: Because Who Needs a Savings Account When You Can Have a Record…Criminal Record.” – For those who thought investment portfolios were too mainstream. “Say Yes to smoking dope, and You’re Also Saying Yes to More Intimate Encounters…With Courtrooms.” – Get ready to become very familiar…
