“I asked the plumber if he could lower his rates. He said he would, but inflation is a real pipe dream!” “Plumbing: where the motto is, ‘We fix leaks, but not without a few more drip$!’” “If plumbers charged by the hour for their sense of humor, they’d all be billionaires!” “A plumber’s favorite exercise?…
Wash Your Hands An Army guy and a Marine are standing at the urinals. After taking a piss, the Marine walks over to wash his hands. When the Army guy is done taking a piss, he walks straight for the door. The Marine says” one of the basic things they teach in the Marines is…
Why did the bacteria fail the math test? Because it couldn’t multiply in the right medium. What do you call a bacteria party? A culture fest. Why are viruses bad at relationships? Because they’re always breaking up cells. How do bacteria communicate? They use cell phones, of course! Why was the microscope feeling depressed? It…
“Sorry, I can’t help but take your blood. It’s just my vein priority.” “Don’t worry, I’ll be gentle. I’ve got a sharp sense of humor… and needles.” “You’re in luck! My blood-sucking skills are top-notch. Just kidding… or am I?” “Relax, I promise not to go for the jugular… unless you’re being particularly difficult.” “Blood,…
Welcome to the ultimate collection of security puns and jokes, where we unlock the vault on humor and double-encrypt the laughs! Whether you’re a cyber guru who’s more firewall than human, a mall cop whose biggest enemy is the escalator, or just someone who thinks “multi-factor authentication” sounds like a breakfast cereal, this post is…
Here are a few funny waiter jokes: Food and Service Waiter Woes Punny Plates Here are a few more waiter jokes with a twist: The Tech-Savvy Waiter The Multilingual Waiter (slightly exaggerated for humor) The Theatrical Waiter (This one works best if delivered with a flourish) Jokes from Your “Favorite” Waiters “We’re like a fine…
I Excel at spreadsheets, formulas, and bad puns. Are we just going to let this issue Cell over our heads? I tried to organize a professional hide and seek tournament, but it was a complete spreadsheet. I’m really good at Excel, but my friends say I should Spreadsheet out. I’d tell you an Excel joke,…
Why did the pirate fail his navigation exam? He couldn’t find the starboard side! What’s a pirate’s favorite type of music? Rum & Bass, of course! How did the pirate get his parrot to stay quiet? He gave him the cold shoulder! What do you call a pirate who loves maps? A chart-topper! (Bonus points…
Yo, strap in ’cause we’re about to take a wild ride through the world of finance with a twist. Forget the stuffy suits and complex jargon; we’re diving deep into the lighter side of money management. Welcome to the ultimate collection of “financial advisor jokes” – where the markets are always up, and the only…
Funny Definition of a Veterinarian Veterinarian [vet-er-uh-nair-ee-uhn] noun “Not all heroes wear capes. Some just hold leashes.” Silly Jokes for the Vet Why did the vet go into surgery? To make a little animal better, of course, but he came out saying it was a “pet project.” Why do veterinarians make terrible comedians? Because they…
