Running Through Super Mario World For me, it all started with Super Mario World on Super Nintendo. I began playing this game as a little kid, and if I played it today, I would be just as good. I literally run through that game lol non-stop. I hold down the Y button the whole time….
Why did the enemy team underestimate Teemo? They thought he was small fry. Why did the jungler refuse to gank for Draven? He said, “I don’t axe you for help.” What do you call a missing Warwick? A were-wolf! How does Leona like her coffee? With a Lux of sugar. Why is Twisted Fate an…
You’re my grand slam love! You make my heart homerun wild. You’re a true catch, and I’m never letting you slide into someone else’s arms. I’m batty about you! You’re a hit out of the park, every time. Forget the fastball, you’re the curveball that threw me head-over-heels. With you, it’s always bases loaded with…
I’m reading a book on the history of golf. It’s about time I got to the green roots of the sport. Golfers have the perfect drive on and off the course. I used to play golf, but I found it was just a lot of holes in one theory. Why do golfers always carry two…
Why did the violin go to therapy? Because it had too many unresolved issues! What’s a violin’s favorite type of story? A bow-dunnit! Why was the violin always picked first in gym class? Because it always had the best bow arm! How do you know a violin is being played well? Even the mice are…
Here are some hiking puns to lighten the trail: I hope these puns put a smile on your face! Jokes for the Trails Why did the hiker break up with the mountain? Because it just couldn’t peak their interest anymore! What do mountains talk about on their spare time? The latest gossip from the hill-tops….
Jokes about Little Alchemy Players Why did the Little Alchemy player bring a bucket to the game? To keep all the Liquid assets! How does a Little Alchemy player fix a broken heart? With a little bit of Time and Love! Why was the Little Alchemy player so calm during a storm? Because they already…
