I’m hole-y in love with donuts.
What do you call a donut that knows magic? A hocus-pocus!
What do you call a donut that won’t share? A selfish-made treat!
Happiness is a warm donut.
What do you call a donut detective? A glazehound!
Donut kill my vibe!
What do you call a donut that’s late? A tardy torte!
I’m on a roll with these donuts!
What do you call a donut that’s always complaining? A whiney ring!
Donut stop believing.
What do you call a donut that’s always learning? A studious sweet!
What do you call a donut that likes to relax? A zen-dough!
Donut worry, be happy!
What do you call a donut that’s always happy? A grin-gle glaze!
Life is short, eat more donuts.
What do you call a donut that loves to dance? A jiggle-icious jelly!
What do you call a donut that’s really popular? A trend-setter tot!
Donut give up on your dreams.
What do you call a donut that loves adventure? A daredevil dessert!
I’m donut about you, but I love these treats!
You donut know how much I love you.
What do you call a donut that throws amazing parties? A sugar-coated shindigger!
I donut want to live in a world without donuts.
What do you call a donut that’s really small? A mini-me treat!
You’re the sprinkles to my donut.
What do you call a donut that loves to travel? A globe-trotting treat!
In a world full of plain bagels, be a sprinkled donut.
Donut forget to be awesome.
Why did the donut cross the road? To get to the hole side!
Let’s glaze the world with smiles… and donuts.
What do you call a donut that loves music? A jam session snack!
What do you call a donut that tells bad jokes? A pun-filled pastry!
Keep calm and eat donuts.
I find you very a-dough-rable.
What do you call a donut on a diet? A de-glazed delight!
Donut go breaking my heart.
What do you call a donut after a workout? A swole donut!
I dough-nut know what I’d do without you.
What do you call a donut that’s always on time? A punctual pastry!
Donut let anyone ever dull your sprinkle.
Funny Jokes About Donuts
Why did the donut visit the dentist? Because it needed a filling!
What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
Why did the donut go to therapy? It couldn’t get over its hole issues.
How do donuts afford new clothes? They budget their dough.
Why did the donut break up with the croissant? It found it too flaky.
What do you call a cute donut? A-dough-rable!
Why did the donut join the police force? To go on stakeouts.
How do you know if a donut is fully baked? It has a well-rounded personality.
What did the donut say to the bagel? “You’re so plain.”
Why are donuts like good friends? They always come with holesome stories.
What’s a donut’s least favorite day? A scone-y Monday.
Why don’t donuts like to make decisions? They can’t decide without going in circles.
How do donuts listen to music? On their dough-phones.
What do you call a donut that’s lost in thought? A ponder ring.
Why did the donut apply for a loan? It needed extra dough.
Why are donuts always invited to parties? Because they know how to roll.
What’s a donut’s favorite movie? Lord of the Rings.
Why was the donut a good golfer? It always had a hole in one.
Why did the donut wear a tie? It wanted to dough-ss up for the occasion.
How do donuts say goodbye? “Glaze and blessings!”
