“Have a purr-fect Easter!” “Egg-cited to hunt for those catnip eggs!” “You’ve got to be kitten me, more chocolate eggs?” “Hoppy Easter from your favorite fur-ball!” “This Easter, I’m dyeing… my fur with safe, washable color, of course!” “I’m not a bunny, I’m a whisker warrior on a hunt for treats!” “Easter: A tail of…
I tried to open a milk carton with telekinesis, but I just ended up feeling a little powerless. I used to be lactose intolerant, but then I followed the cheese and everything changed. (Bonus points if you say this one while holding your nose!) My friend asked me if I wanted to go on an…
Feeling pawsitively Irish today! Happy St. Catrick’s Day! May your day be purrfectly lucky! Have a meowgical St. Paddy’s! Whisker me away to Ireland! Purrhaps a bit o’ luck will come our way! Feline lucky on St. Patrick’s Day! Time for a catnip shamrock shake! Irish you a pawsome day! Let’s get shamrocked and roll!…
When she’s mad and stomping around, you know she’s really “flaring up.” If she’s angry after dinner, does that mean she’s having a “meltdown” for dessert? When she loses a game, is it called “throwing a pouty”? An angry little girl doesn’t need a microphone, she is the microphone!” Going to bed without a bed…
Don’t worry, beer happy! It’s almost Guinness o’clock. You’re my lucky charm, and I shamrock the world you. Feelin’ green today? You might have a case of the Paddy-itis. It’s not good to press your luck, but I always Irish for more shamrockin’ fun. Don’t be a shillelagh-laggard, join the St. Patrick’s Day parade! Don’t worry, be clover! Good luck will find you eventually….
These pancakes are batter than ever! Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped out! What do you call a pancake after it does sit-ups? A waffle! What do you call a pancake that always wins races? A pan-cakewalk! What do you call a pancake that loves to party? A flapjacker! How do elves prefer their pancakes? In…
You’re my grand slam love! You make my heart homerun wild. You’re a true catch, and I’m never letting you slide into someone else’s arms. I’m batty about you! You’re a hit out of the park, every time. Forget the fastball, you’re the curveball that threw me head-over-heels. With you, it’s always bases loaded with…
You make my heart go “Aaarrrggggh!” for more. Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re the treasure I’ve been searchin’ for all me life. Be mine? My love for you is shore-less. Anchors aweigh! You’re the parrot to my pirate ship, always by me side. Avast, ye matey! I’m hooked on you, like a mermaid on a shiny doubloon. Be my Valentine? You’re the rum to…
Let’s taco ’bout it. This is nacho average taco. Lettuce celebrate with tacos! You guac my world. Shell we dance? Only if it’s a taco dance. I’m feeling a bit saucy today. Taco chance on me. Let’s not burrito round the bush. Are you into fitness? Fit’ness taco in my mouth! It’s crunch time, bring…
I’m toad-ally in love with you! You make me feel amphi-bious with joy. I’m in love with you, no ifs, ands, or butts… or hops! You’re the fly to my frog. You’re the frog prince I’ve been dreaming of! You’re one in a hoppy million. I’m so glad we croaked paths. Hoppy Valentine’s Day, my…
