“Lettuce be honest, you’re just a loaf trying to make it in a gluten-free world.”
“Oh, you think you’re hot stuff? More like lukewarm ham.”
“You call that a sandwich? Even bread is embarrassed to be seen with you.”
“Nice to meat you, but let’s be frank—you’re full of bologna.”
“That’s one way to cut the cheese—hope your social skills aren’t as sharp.”
“You think you’re the whole wheat deal? Please, you’re just the crumbs.”
“You’re the mustard of the condiment world: unnecessary but tolerated.”
“I relish the fact that you think you’re special. Bless your heart.”
“That sandwich looks a bit sub-par. Did you leave it in the sun?”
Jokes About Sandwiches
“You think you’re the best thing since sliced bread? You’re more like the crust nobody wants.”
This sandwich is so good, it’s practically a breadwinner. Don’t worry, it’ll still make you loaf around all day.
You call this a sandwich? This is more like a sadwich. Needs more layers, my friend.
Sharing this sandwich is a bread proposition. Let’s just say, I knead it all for myself.
My love for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches is spreading fast. I’m practically contagious!
I tried making a grilled cheese sandwich, but it turns out I’m just not very grate at it.
Be careful with that mustard! You don’t want to get in a pickle. (Especially if it’s a pickle sandwich)
Feeling a little down? Don’t worry, a good sandwich will always put a rye smile on your face.
This sandwich is the wurst! (Unless it’s actually a sausage sandwich, then it might be delicious)
Lettuce romaine calm about this whole “healthy lunch” situation. Can we just have a grilled cheese instead?
I can’t believe I ate this whole sandwich. I guess I just couldn’t resist the temptation to brie myself.
