You make my heart go “Aaarrrggggh!” for more. Happy Valentine’s Day!
You’re the treasure I’ve been searchin’ for all me life. Be mine?
My love for you is shore-less. Anchors aweigh!
You’re the parrot to my pirate ship, always by me side. Avast, ye matey!
I’m hooked on you, like a mermaid on a shiny doubloon. Be my Valentine?
You’re the rum to me Coca-Cola, the perfect mix. Let’s raise a toast to Valentine’s Day!
Don’t walk the plank alone, be me first mate this Valentine’s Day.
You’re a real catch, more valuable than any sunken treasure.
I’d walk the plank a thousand times just to win your heart.
You’re the kraken to my ship, we’re a perfect storm of love.
My love for you is deeper than the Mariana Trench, and just as vast.
Let’s set sail on a sea of romance this Valentine’s Day. Shiver me timbers!
You’re the Jolly Roger in my heart, always stealin’ me attention.
Forget the gold, you’re the real treasure I crave. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Let’s share a bottle of grog and some smooches under the moonlight. Aye aye, captain!
You’re the map to my hidden heart, lead me the way on Valentine’s Day.
You’re a mermaid’s beauty with a pirate’s spirit, I’m smitten!
Don’t be a scurvy dog, be me Valentine and share the loot of love.
You’re the lighthouse guiding me through the stormy seas of life. Be mine!
I’ll raise the Jolly Roger of love just for you this Valentine’s Day.
Y’arr, be me Valentine, or walk the plank!
Me hearties, ye’ve captured me heart!
I’ve got a treasure map, and X marks your heart!
Ahoy! Ye’ve commandeered me heart without contest!
Let’s set sail on the sea of love together, matey!
Ye be the jewel of all me treasure, me love!
I’m lost at sea without your love, me heart!
Arrr, ye make me heart beat like the pounding of the ocean’s waves!
Shiver me timbers, your love has taken me by storm!
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of love!
Be mine, or I’ll have to maroon ye on the island of loneliness!
Me love for you is deeper than the fathomless depths!
Let’s navigate the waters of love together, ye and I!
You’re the only treasure I need, me Valentine!
Our love is the wind in me sails, me dear!
I’d brave the seven seas just for a kiss from ye!
Yer love is like a precious gem, plundered from the farthest reaches!
Be the captain of me heart, me darling!
Arrr, let’s anchor down in the harbor of love!
You’ve hooked me heart, hook, line, and sinker!
Me heart belongs to ye, now and forever, me sweet pirate!
Let’s chart a course for love, ye and I, under the stars!
Yer smile is like a beacon in the dark, guiding me ship home!
I’d fight off a kraken just to steal a moment with ye!
Our love is as boundless as the endless sea!
Ye be the treasure I’ve been searchin’ for all me life!
Let’s share a bottle of rum and dreams of love, me Valentine!
Ye make me feel more alive than a gale in full sail!
Our hearts are tied together like two ships in the night!
I’d walk the plank for ye, just to prove me love!
V-Day Jokes about Pirates
Why did the pirate break up with his girlfriend? Because she couldn’t handle his ship life!
What did the pirate say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? “I treasure you more than gold!”
Why don’t pirates get lonely on Valentine’s Day? Because they have parrots to talk to!
What’s a pirate’s favorite Valentine’s Day candy? Sweethearts of the Caribbean!
Where did the pirate’s treasure map lead him on Valentine’s Day? To his lover’s heart!
How do pirates say “I love you”? “Ye anchor my heart, matey!”
What did the pirate say when he got a Valentine? “Arrr, you’ve captured me heart!”
Why did the pirate take his date to the ship’s deck? Because he wanted a romantic evening under the stars!
What do pirates write in their Valentine’s Day cards? “You arrr the treasure I’ve been searching for!”
Why was the pirate afraid of Valentine’s Day? He didn’t want to walk the plank of commitment!
How did the pirate express his love? With an “X” marks the spot!
What’s a pirate’s favorite Valentine’s Day song? “Love Ahoy!”
Why did the pirate give his love a compass for Valentine’s Day? So she would always find her way to his heart!
What did the pirate say to his Valentine? “Let’s sail the sea of love together!”
Why did the pirate couple go to therapy? To patch up their relation-ship!
How do pirates keep their Valentine’s Day flowers fresh? By putting them in arrrrr-vases!
Why did the pirate’s Valentine’s Day dinner go wrong? He burnt the ship’s biscuits!
What did the pirate say about his ex on Valentine’s Day? “She’s safe at harbor, but I’m still at sea.”
How do pirates plan for Valentine’s Day? They chart a course for romance!
Why did the pirate send a bottle message to his Valentine? It was the most romantic way to express his sea-felt emotions!
What’s a pirate’s least favorite Valentine’s Day movie? “Gone with the Wind” because they prefer sails to curtains!
Why did the pirate get embarrassed on Valentine’s Day? He revealed his true feelings with a shanty!
What’s a pirate’s idea of a perfect date? A night on the beach with a bottle of rum and a moonlit sea.
How do pirates make their Valentine’s Day special? By sharing tales of looted love and plundered hearts!
Why don’t pirates like fast relationships? They prefer to navigate the waters of love slowly!
What did the pirate say to his heartbroken friend? “Don’t worry, matey, there are plenty more fish in the sea!”
Why are pirate relationships so intense? Because they’re all about the booty calls!
How did the pirate propose to his girlfriend? With a diamond ring hidden inside a chest of gold!
What’s a pirate’s favorite Valentine’s Day activity? Sailing on a love boat!
Why did the pirate couple decide to retire? They wanted to enjoy the sunset years on their love island!
