“Missing you is like missing my phone charger – everything feels pointless and a little bit dark.” “I’m starting to think you secretly enjoy the power trip of making me miss you this much.” “It’s not that I miss you, it’s just that I’ve grown strangely fond of having someone to blame for all my…
You’re my grand slam love! You make my heart homerun wild. You’re a true catch, and I’m never letting you slide into someone else’s arms. I’m batty about you! You’re a hit out of the park, every time. Forget the fastball, you’re the curveball that threw me head-over-heels. With you, it’s always bases loaded with…
You make my heart go “Aaarrrggggh!” for more. Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re the treasure I’ve been searchin’ for all me life. Be mine? My love for you is shore-less. Anchors aweigh! You’re the parrot to my pirate ship, always by me side. Avast, ye matey! I’m hooked on you, like a mermaid on a shiny doubloon. Be my Valentine? You’re the rum to…
I’m toad-ally in love with you! You make me feel amphi-bious with joy. I’m in love with you, no ifs, ands, or butts… or hops! You’re the fly to my frog. You’re the frog prince I’ve been dreaming of! You’re one in a hoppy million. I’m so glad we croaked paths. Hoppy Valentine’s Day, my…
You’re the pterodactyl to my heart, you make me soar with joy! You’re my Tricera-tops crush, always number one in my heart. My love for you is no brontosaurus-joke, it’s huge and real! I dino-mite you the best Valentine’s Day ever! I’m a tyranno-saurus for your love! You’re so punny, you put a stegosaurus to shame! (But I still love…
You’re purr-fect for me! You’re the cat’s whiskers, and I’m feline fur-tunate to have you as my Valentine. You make my heart race faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer. Purr-fect match? I’m litter-ally in love with you. Will you be my meow-entine? We can chase yarn balls and cuddle all night long. You…
