Comedy
    Home » Blog » Jokes About Subversive Behavior

    Jokes About Subversive Behavior

    jokes about subversive friends aka back stabbers!

    “Living with subversive friends be like… they compliment your outfit, then secretly start a group chat about how it looks like a dumpster dove in and threw up.”

    “Backstabbers are the best at multitasking: they can stab you in the back while smiling right in your face.”

    “You know you’re dealing with subversive family when they say ‘We’re just worried about you,’ but what they really mean is ‘We’re plotting behind your back because drama is our love language.'”

    “You know you’re dealing with a fake friend when their ‘constructive criticism’ feels more like a demolition derby on your self-esteem.”

    “Subversive friends: They tell you you’re amazing to your face, then behind your back, they’re like, ‘Did you hear what she did this time? Bless her heart.'”

    “With backstabbers, the only thing sharper than their knives are their passive-aggressive compliments.”

    “We’re talking about the friend who brings you soup when you’re sick, but it’s just so they can talk about how they ‘saved’ you.”

    “Fake friends are the masters of passive-aggressive artistry: ‘I’m so glad you’re finally doing something with your life’—thanks for the vote of ‘confidence.'”

    “My family’s idea of support is telling me how proud they are, right before they ‘accidentally’ spill my secrets to everyone at the reunion.”

    “Passive-aggressive relatives are experts in the art of fake concern: ‘I’m so sorry you’re feeling down. I hope it’s not because of that thing you totally messed up last week.'”

    “Ever notice how subversive people say ‘I’m here for you’ but really mean ‘I’m here to slowly dismantle your sanity one passive-aggressive comment at a time’?”

    “Passive-aggressive co-workers love to play innocent. They’ll say, ‘I didn’t mean it like that,’ after they’ve just nuked your confidence with a ‘harmless’ comment.”

    “Having subversive friends is like being hugged by a boa constrictor—sure, it seems affectionate, but you’re pretty sure they’re just waiting for you to stop breathing.”

    “The thing about fake friends is they love to kick you while you’re down, then act surprised when you’re not up for round two of their ‘support.'”

    “Subversive behavior: When they say ‘I’m only trying to help,’ but what they’re really trying to do is help themselves to your last nerve.”

    “Backstabbers’ favorite phrase? ‘I’m only saying this because I care,’ right before they drop a bomb that wrecks your day.”

    “Family dinners with subversive relatives: where the appetizers are backhanded compliments and the main course is your slow descent into madness.”

    “Funny how these are the friends who show up to help you pick up the pieces, only because they’re the ones who broke you in the first place.”

    “Subversive coworkers: They smile and say ‘Great job!’ but really mean ‘Great job making it easier for me to take credit for your work.'”

    “Ever notice how backstabbers love to ‘check on you’ when you’re already down, just to make sure their last stab wound is still fresh?”

    “Nothing says ‘friendship’ like a backstabber who kicks you while you’re down, then offers a hand… to push you even further.”

    “They say keep your friends close and your enemies closer. But sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference.”

    “Backstabbers give the best advice—if by ‘best’ you mean the kind that subtly undermines every ounce of your confidence.”

    “Subversive friends are like ninjas—they strike silently and disappear, leaving you wondering how you got stabbed in the back while they were giving you a high five.”

    “Fake friends will offer to hold your hand through tough times, but only so they can have a better grip when they push you off the edge.”

    Leave a Reply

    Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *