Space: where even the smallest star can outshine your ex.
Pluto called; it wants its planetary status back.
Mars: Because Earth needs a backup plan for all our messes.
Black holes: The universe’s way of ghosting you.
Gravity: The only thing that keeps pulling you back when life tries to launch you.
Astronauts: Proof that some people need space… a lot of space.
Meteor showers: The universe’s version of a flashy performance.
Saturn’s rings: Bling so big it puts engagement rings to shame.
Cosmic dust: Because even the universe can’t escape a cleaning day.
Nebulas: Space’s way of showing off its artsy side.
Funny Space Puns
The moon’s phases: Because even space needs a mood swing or two.
Nebulae: The universe’s way of saying, “Look, I can paint too!”
Space debris: Because even the cosmos has clutter issues.
Venus: Proof that even planets can be divas.
Asteroids: The universe’s natural speed bumps.
Satellites: Space’s way of keeping an eye on things.
Comets: The cosmic drama queens, always making a scene.
Solar flares: Sun’s version of throwing a tantrum.
Wormholes: Space’s ultimate shortcut, because who has time for light years?
Cosmic rays: Space’s paparazzi, always capturing the stars.
