Ladies, we need to talk about love-bombing. You know, that overwhelming, all-consuming affection that starts out feeling like a fairytale but quickly turns into a circus of red flags. It’s when your new beau showers you with so much attention, you start wondering if he’s secretly sponsored by Hallmark. Sure, it’s nice to be appreciated,…
“People say they love the truth, but tell them their new haircut looks like a mop and suddenly you’re the bad guy.” “Ever notice how nobody wants to be honest? Even if they just got stuck in traffic, they’ll concoct a tale about saving a kitten from a burning building.” “The truth: ‘I’m running late…
In the context of narcissistic abuse, “flying monkeys” refer to the people who the narcissist manipulates into helping them carry out their schemes and further their agenda. These enablers act on behalf of the narcissist, often unknowingly, by spreading rumors, spying, or even directly harassing the narcissist’s target. They essentially “fly” to do the narcissist’s…
“Coercive control in a relationship: It’s like having a personal assistant who hates you and wants you to fail.” “Living with him be like: ‘Sorry, you can’t wear that. Why? Because I said so. Now, let’s get you something that screams ‘I have no control over my life.’” “He loves ignoring me when I’m dressed…
Ever tried calling out a narcissist only to find yourself caught in a whirlwind of random words and baseless accusations? That’s called “word salad”—where every serious conversation turns into a chaotic mess of unrelated comments, leaving you dazed and confused. Narcs are pros at talking in circles, bringing up the same nonsense repeatedly, and throwing…
“Living with subversive friends be like… they compliment your outfit, then secretly start a group chat about how it looks like a dumpster dove in and threw up.” “Backstabbers are the best at multitasking: they can stab you in the back while smiling right in your face.” “You know you’re dealing with subversive family when…
“Living with a narc be like… walking on eggshells so much, you’re practically in a permanent Easter egg hunt.” “Being with a narcissist is like living in a minefield—one wrong step, and boom! You’re the villain of the day.” “Living with a narc be like… ‘Did I breathe too loudly?’ you wonder, as he glares…
“Living with a narc be like… ‘I didn’t say that,’ he says, while the gaslight flickers in the background.” “Trying to have a rational conversation with a narcissist is like trying to nail Jell-O to a wall: slippery, messy, and ultimately pointless.” “Living with a narc be like… you catch him in a lie, and…
“You know, gaslighting is a wonderful way to keep your friends and family guessing whether they’re losing their mind or you’re just a master manipulator. It’s like a game of mental gymnastics, but with more bruises.” “Gaslighting: because who needs honesty and trust in a relationship when you can have confusion and self-doubt instead?” “Gaslighting…
“Missing you is like missing my phone charger – everything feels pointless and a little bit dark.” “I’m starting to think you secretly enjoy the power trip of making me miss you this much.” “It’s not that I miss you, it’s just that I’ve grown strangely fond of having someone to blame for all my…
