I’m toad-ally in love with you! You make me feel amphi-bious with joy. I’m in love with you, no ifs, ands, or butts… or hops! You’re the fly to my frog. You’re the frog prince I’ve been dreaming of! You’re one in a hoppy million. I’m so glad we croaked paths. Hoppy Valentine’s Day, my…
What do you call a dinosaur who’s lost its vocabulary? A thesaurus Rex! (Get it? Thesaurus… lost words… it’s a stretch, I know). How does a T-Rex tie its shoes? With dino-saur knots! (Because those tiny arms…) Why did the Triceratops cross the road? To prove he wasn’t just chicken! (Don’t tell him about the T-Rex). What do you call a lazy Stegosaurus? A couch potato-saurus! (Because, well, those…
You’re the pterodactyl to my heart, you make me soar with joy! You’re my Tricera-tops crush, always number one in my heart. My love for you is no brontosaurus-joke, it’s huge and real! I dino-mite you the best Valentine’s Day ever! I’m a tyranno-saurus for your love! You’re so punny, you put a stegosaurus to shame! (But I still love…
You’re purr-fect for me! You’re the cat’s whiskers, and I’m feline fur-tunate to have you as my Valentine. You make my heart race faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer. Purr-fect match? I’m litter-ally in love with you. Will you be my meow-entine? We can chase yarn balls and cuddle all night long. You…
Why did the wiener dog sit in the shade? Because it didn’t want to be a hot dog! What do you call a cold wiener dog? A chili dog! How do you know a wiener dog is brave? It’s always up for a “bark” of adventure! Why did the wiener dog bring a ladder to…
Why don’t zebras ever play poker in the savanna? Because they always spot the cheetahs! What did the zebra say the first time it saw a piano? “Hey, that thing looks like me!” Why do zebras have stripes? Because they don’t want to be spotted. What’s black, white, and red all over? A sunburned zebra!…
Why don’t alpacas ever get lost? Because they always keep up with the herd GPS! What do you call an alpaca with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want, it can’t hear you! Why did the alpaca go to therapy? It had too much baggage to llama around! What do you call an alpaca…
Why don’t flamingos play basketball? Because they’re afraid of getting foul calls! What did one flamingo say to the other before a race? “Don’t forget to put your best foot forward!” Why did the flamingo stand on one leg? Because if it lifted the other, it would fall over! What do you call a group…
Why don’t polar bears like fast food? Because they can’t catch it! What do you call a polar bear with earplugs? Anything you want, he can’t hear you! How do polar bears make their beds? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. What’s a polar bear’s favorite cereal? Ice Crispies. Why did the polar…
Why don’t snails like fast food? Because they prefer to eat at a snail’s pace! What did the snail say while riding on the turtle’s back? “Whee!” Why did the snail paint an S on his car? So when he drove past people, they would say, “Look at that S-car go!” What do you call…
