Why don’t polar bears like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
What do you call a polar bear with earplugs? Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
How do polar bears make their beds? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What’s a polar bear’s favorite cereal? Ice Crispies.
Why did the polar bear go to the middle of the iceberg? Because it wanted to chill out.
What do you call a polar bear wearing sunglasses? A solar bear.
How does a polar bear stop a VCR? It just presses the “paws” button.
Why did the polar bear wear hoop earrings? To look cool.
What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal? A polar bear who’s had lunch!
How do polar bears travel long distances? On their bear feet.
Why don’t polar bears get married? Because they all have cold feet!
What do you call a freezing polar bear? A brrr-grrr.
How do polar bears keep their homes cool in the summer? Air conditioning is unnecessary; they just open the windows to let the global chill in.
What’s a polar bear’s favorite game? Ice-spy.
Why did the polar bear like the snowy weather? Because it was just right for its bear skin!
What do you call a polar bear with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want; it can’t hear you!
Why do polar bears like to tell jokes? Because they have a great sense of snow humor.
What did the polar bear say after eating an igloo? “I love these crunchy ice sandwiches!”
Why did the polar bear bring a net to the ice party? He heard there were going to be ice cubes!
What do polar bears eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
Slogans For Polar Bear Lovers
“Polar Bears: Because Regular Bears Aren’t Cool Enough.”
“Global Warming: Making Polar Bears Swim Longer Since [Insert Year].”
“I’m a Polar Bear in Human Clothing.”
“Keep the Arctic Cool… Polar Bears Can’t Swim Forever.”
“Ice, Ice Baby – Polar Bear Edition.”
“Polar Bears: Navigating the Ice One Melt at a Time.”
“More Chillin’, Less Drillin’ – A Polar Bear’s Wish.”
“Polar Bears Against Global Warming – And Treadmills.”
“Fur Real: Save the Ice, Save the Bears.”
“Ice Caps Are Cool – Let’s Keep Them That Way.”
“Remember: Polar Bears Are Great Swimmers; Humans, Not So Much.”
“Warning: Melting Ice Causes Angry Polar Bears.”
“I’m Not Lost, I’m Just Exploring the Melting Ice – Said Every Polar Bear.”
“Who Needs Icebergs When You’ve Got Couches? – Lazy Polar Bear”
“Polar Bears Do It Better: Nap on Ice.”
“I Support Global Cooling – A Polar Bear’s Dream.”
“Sarcasm: Just Another Service Offered by Polar Bears.”
“Let’s Make the Arctic Great Again – Bring Back More Ice!”
“Save the Ice – Polar Bears Can’t Drink Gin & Tonics Without It.”
“Endangered and Adorable: But Mainly Just Endangered.”
