Why don’t flamingos play basketball? Because they’re afraid of getting foul calls!
What did one flamingo say to the other before a race? “Don’t forget to put your best foot forward!”
Why did the flamingo stand on one leg? Because if it lifted the other, it would fall over!
What do you call a group of flamingos who start a business together? Start-up Storks!
Why are flamingos such good employees? They always stick their necks out for the team!
How do flamingos keep in touch? They use Bird-band Internet!
What’s a flamingo’s favorite game? Beak-a-boo!
Why did the flamingo stop by the tech store? To buy the latest iBird!
What do you call a flamingo that becomes a detective? A Pink Panther!
Why did the flamingo go to therapy? It had too many repressed egrets!
How do you throw a party for a flamingo? Make sure it’s a fancy flock-tail event!
What do you get when you cross a flamingo and a sheep? A woolly thinker on one leg!
Why did the flamingo break up with its partner? It felt they were too flighty!
What’s a flamingo’s favorite dance move? The Flamingo Flamenco!
Why don’t flamingos like fast food? They can’t get their beaks around drive-thru windows!
What’s a flamingo’s favorite type of story? Long-legged tales!
Why did the flamingo stand in the yogurt? It wanted to be a pink berry!
How do flamingos listen to music? On their beak-beats headphones!
What did the flamingo say to the waiter? “I’ll have the shrimp, please. I’m trying to keep my color!”
Why was the flamingo a good detective? It always got to the bottom of things, one step at a time!
Slogans for the Flamingo Lovers
“Flamingo enthusiast? More like a professional stander.”
“I’m not pink because I’m blushing. I’m pink because I’m better than you.”
“Yes, I’m into bird watching. Specifically, birds that can out-pose you.”
“Why be a pigeon when you can be a flamingo? Aim high, friend.”
“I stand out like a flamingo in a flock of pigeons. Jealous?”
“Too fabulous to give a flock.”
“Be a flamingo in a sea of crows. Annoyingly pink and unapologetically tall.”
“Keep calm and stand on one leg.”
“Leg day? Please, I’m naturally this fabulous.”
“Flamingos: Because someone has to be the life of the party.”
“I don’t give a flock and I’ve got the legs to prove it.”
“Not all birds are created equal. Some are just blatantly more awesome.”
“Why fit in when you were born to stand on one leg?”
“Pink, proud, and ready to stand awkwardly in your yard.”
“In a world full of pigeons, be a flamingo. Annoying, bright, and impossible to ignore.”
“Flamingos: Nature’s way of saying, ‘Look at me!'”
“Sure, you could be a peacock, but why miss the chance to be obnoxiously pink?”
“If being fabulous was a crime, I’d be a flamingo.”
“Life’s short. Spend it standing on one leg.”
“I’m not weird; I’m a limited edition pink masterpiece.”
