In the context of narcissistic abuse, “flying monkeys” refer to the people who the narcissist manipulates into helping them carry out their schemes and further their agenda. These enablers act on behalf of the narcissist, often unknowingly, by spreading rumors, spying, or even directly harassing the narcissist’s target. They essentially “fly” to do the narcissist’s…
“Coercive control in a relationship: It’s like having a personal assistant who hates you and wants you to fail.” “Living with him be like: ‘Sorry, you can’t wear that. Why? Because I said so. Now, let’s get you something that screams ‘I have no control over my life.’” “He loves ignoring me when I’m dressed…
Ever tried calling out a narcissist only to find yourself caught in a whirlwind of random words and baseless accusations? That’s called “word salad”—where every serious conversation turns into a chaotic mess of unrelated comments, leaving you dazed and confused. Narcs are pros at talking in circles, bringing up the same nonsense repeatedly, and throwing…
“Living with subversive friends be like… they compliment your outfit, then secretly start a group chat about how it looks like a dumpster dove in and threw up.” “Backstabbers are the best at multitasking: they can stab you in the back while smiling right in your face.” “You know you’re dealing with subversive family when…
Space: where even the smallest star can outshine your ex. Pluto called; it wants its planetary status back. Mars: Because Earth needs a backup plan for all our messes. Black holes: The universe’s way of ghosting you. Gravity: The only thing that keeps pulling you back when life tries to launch you. Astronauts: Proof that…
“Living with a narc be like… walking on eggshells so much, you’re practically in a permanent Easter egg hunt.” “Being with a narcissist is like living in a minefield—one wrong step, and boom! You’re the villain of the day.” “Living with a narc be like… ‘Did I breathe too loudly?’ you wonder, as he glares…
“Living with a narc be like… ‘I didn’t say that,’ he says, while the gaslight flickers in the background.” “Trying to have a rational conversation with a narcissist is like trying to nail Jell-O to a wall: slippery, messy, and ultimately pointless.” “Living with a narc be like… you catch him in a lie, and…
You’re so dumb, you thought a quarterback was a refund. You are so dumb, you thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center. Youre so dumb, you put a quarter in the fax machine and waited for change. You are so freaking dumb, you tried to drown a fish. Omg you are so dumb, you…
Youre mama is so fat, when she wears yellow, people say “Hi, school bus!” Youre mama is so fat, when she walks down the street, people say “Look, the Leaning Tower of Pisa!” Yo mamma is so fat, when she sits on the beach, she’s a total eclipse. Yo mamma is so fat, when she…
Why did the cow go to space? To see the moooon! What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moo-sician. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! What did the cow say to the calf at bedtime? It’s pasture bedtime. How does a cow stay up to date with…
