You’re so dumb, you thought a quarterback was a refund.
You are so dumb, you thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
Youre so dumb, you put a quarter in the fax machine and waited for change.
You are so freaking dumb, you tried to drown a fish.
Omg you are so dumb, you thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
You is so dumb, you thought a subway was a type of sandwich!
You’re so dumb, you thought a handicap parking sign was a noose!
You is so dumb, you thought a firefly was a fly that started fires!
You are so stupid, you thought a ventriloquist was a type of medical procedure for your throat!
You’re is so dumb that you think a fireplace is a clothes dryer.
Yo are so dumb that you thought a pregnancy test was an math equation.
You are so stupid that you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
You are dumb enough that you thought Twitter was a bird.
You is so dumb that you thought a web was a spider’s homepage.
You’re so dumb that you thought Facebook was a book of faces.
You are so dumb that are think a door knob is a place to knock.
