Why did the wiener dog sit in the shade? Because it didn’t want to be a hot dog! What do you call a cold wiener dog? A chili dog! How do you know a wiener dog is brave? It’s always up for a “bark” of adventure! Why did the wiener dog bring a ladder to…
Why is the wind such a good musician? It really knows how to blow the horn! What did one wind say to the other? “Catch you on the gust side!” Why is the wind the best at gossip? It just goes through one ear and out the other! Why don’t wind turbines ever get lost?…
Why don’t zebras ever play poker in the savanna? Because they always spot the cheetahs! What did the zebra say the first time it saw a piano? “Hey, that thing looks like me!” Why do zebras have stripes? Because they don’t want to be spotted. What’s black, white, and red all over? A sunburned zebra!…
Why did the gallbladder go to the party? Because it heard there was going to be lots of bile! What did the gallbladder say to the stomach? “Stop your bellyaching, I’ve got my own problems!” Why did the gallbladder break up with the liver? It found their relationship too toxic. How does a gallbladder flirt?…
Why don’t alpacas ever get lost? Because they always keep up with the herd GPS! What do you call an alpaca with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want, it can’t hear you! Why did the alpaca go to therapy? It had too much baggage to llama around! What do you call an alpaca…
Funny Definition of a Veterinarian Veterinarian [vet-er-uh-nair-ee-uhn] noun “Not all heroes wear capes. Some just hold leashes.” Silly Jokes for the Vet Why did the vet go into surgery? To make a little animal better, of course, but he came out saying it was a “pet project.” Why do veterinarians make terrible comedians? Because they…
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice! What do you call a sad grape? A blueberry. Why are grapes never lonely? Because they come in bunches! What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. Why…
Why did the clock get kicked out of the library? It tocked too much! How does a clock do math? It goes back four seconds. What did the annoyed clock say to the enthusiastic one? “Would you stop all that ticking? You’re really winding me up!” Why don’t clocks ever get hungry? Because they go…
Why did the violin go to therapy? Because it had too many unresolved issues! What’s a violin’s favorite type of story? A bow-dunnit! Why was the violin always picked first in gym class? Because it always had the best bow arm! How do you know a violin is being played well? Even the mice are…
Why don’t volcanoes ever cheat at games? Because they know they’ll get caught red-handed! What do you call a volcano that’s good at math? A geome-trick! Why did the volcano apologize to the mountain? Because it lost its temper-a-ture! What’s a volcano’s favorite instrument? The lava-lin! Why are volcanoes so good at storytelling? Because they…
