Why did the gallbladder go to the party? Because it heard there was going to be lots of bile!
What did the gallbladder say to the stomach? “Stop your bellyaching, I’ve got my own problems!”
Why did the gallbladder break up with the liver? It found their relationship too toxic.
How does a gallbladder flirt? “Hey there, are you bile-able tonight?”
Why was the gallbladder so bad at math? It could only handle bile-nary numbers.
What’s a gallbladder’s favorite type of music? Rock and “Roll-a-Stone.”
Why did the gallbladder become a philosopher? It was always pondering the essence of bile.
What did the doctor say to the gallbladder patient? “We need to have a little talk about your internal affairs.”
Why don’t gallbladders make good secret agents? They always spill the bile.
How does a gallbladder apologize? “I’m sorry for all the bile things I said.”
Why was the gallbladder so popular at school? Because it was part of the “in-cyst” group.
What does a gallbladder do on a date? It tries to make a good impression before things get too stony.
Why did the gallbladder go to art school? To learn how to draw bile-autiful pictures.
How do you know if a gallbladder is lying? Its lips are moving but it’s just bile coming out.
Why did the gallbladder get an award? For outstanding performance in a supporting role.
What’s a gallbladder’s favorite game? Truth or Bile.
Why did the gallbladder write a book? It had a lot of bile-d up stories to tell.
How did the gallbladder get to work? It took the bile-way.
Why was the gallbladder afraid of the dark? Because it didn’t want to deal with shadow stones.
What’s a gallbladder’s least favorite movie? “Gone with the Wind,” because it prefers things more stationary.
Slogans for Those Having Gallbladder Issues
“Gallbladder? I hardly knew her!”
“Parting is such sweet sorrow. Said no one about their gallbladder.”
“Gallbladder-less but still full of bile.”
“Who needs a gallbladder when you’re already bitter?”
“Gallbladder? More like gall-baddie. Goodbye!”
“Stone collector: Gallbladder edition.”
“Running smooth without my internal pebble bag.”
“My gallbladder’s gone but I’m still here, making bile moves!”
“I lost my gallbladder but kept my sense of humor.”
“Gallbladder: 0, Me: 1.”
“Evicted my gallbladder. Best decision ever.”
“Gallbladder? We don’t need no stinkin’ gallbladder!”
“Life’s a bile. And then your gallbladder gets removed.”
“Gallbladder-less and thriving. Take that, evolution!”
“Gallbladder eviction party: No stones allowed.”
“Survivor of the gallbladder’s stone age.”
“Who knew living gallbladder-free could feel so liberating?”
“I gave my gallbladder a break. Permanently.”
“Organ donation: My gallbladder’s last hurrah.”
“Out of gall, full of gallantry.”
