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    Jokes So Good They’ll Blow You Away

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    Why is the wind such a good musician? It really knows how to blow the horn!

    What did one wind say to the other? “Catch you on the gust side!”

    Why is the wind the best at gossip? It just goes through one ear and out the other!

    Why don’t wind turbines ever get lost? Because they always follow the current!

    What do you call it when the wind doesn’t show up to work? A no-blow day.

    How does the wind do in school? It always passes with flying colors!

    Why did the wind break up with the fog? It felt things were too misty between them.

    What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister!

    Why did the wind go to therapy? It had too many blow-ups.

    What did the wind say after working out at the gym? “I’m gust-ed!”

    How does the wind listen to music? On the airwaves!

    Why did the leaf go to the party with the wind? To go on an autumn-blowing adventure!

    What’s the wind’s favorite movie? “Gone with the Wind” – it’s blowing up the charts!

    Why was the wind always calm at the beach? It just wanted to wave.

    How do you know when the wind is angry? It throws a tempest tantrum!

    What do you call a wind that doesn’t stay still? A wander-gust!

    Why was the wind a good employee? It always went above and beyond the call of duty.

    What did the hurricane say to the other weather patterns? “I’m just here for the spin.”

    Why did the wind fail its driving test? It kept blowing through the stop signs.

    What’s the wind’s least favorite song? “Don’t Blow Me Down” by The Whooshers.

    Slogans for those who go with the flow

    “Blow me away, I dare you.”

    “Wind: Nature’s way of messing up your hair.”

    “I’m a big fan of wind. Literally.”

    “Keep calm and let the wind carry you… to the nearest hair salon.”

    “Wind: Because the world needed more bad hair days.”

    “Who needs a hair stylist when you have the wind?”

    “I like my weather like I like my relationships: unpredictable and a little stormy.”

    “Gone with the wind? More like hair gone wild.”

    “I’m not yelling, I’m just talking to the wind!”

    “The wind called, it wants its whoosh back.”

    “Let’s have a moment of silence for all the lost hats.”

    “Wind power: because fuel is overrated and I needed more chaos in my life.”

    “I’m not walking awkwardly, I’m just battling the wind.”

    “Wind: The original voice assistant—always talking back.”

    “If you can’t handle me at my gustiest, you don’t deserve me at my breeze.”

    “Some people chase dreams, I chase tornadoes.”

    “My other car is a sailboat. Thanks, wind!”

    “Love is in the air? Nope, that’s just the wind.”

    “I didn’t choose the wind life, the wind life blew me away.”

    “It’s an ‘add extra hairspray’ kind of day.”

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