Why did the enemy team underestimate Teemo? They thought he was small fry.
Why did the jungler refuse to gank for Draven? He said, “I don’t axe you for help.”
What do you call a missing Warwick? A were-wolf!
How does Leona like her coffee? With a Lux of sugar.
Why is Twisted Fate an illegal immigrant? Because he doesn’t have a green card!
What do you call a fed Katarina? A pentakiller in denial.
Why did Jhin get detention? He kept making puns about the fourth wall.
Did you hear what happened to Singed’s Twitter followers? They all died laughing.
I used to be addicted to Skarner, but I managed to Seraphine.
What do you call a champion with no mana? A champion with no balls (Syndra reference).
What’s the difference between Yasuo and a Ferrari? A Ferrari eventually stops being boosted.
Why couldn’t Gragas climb the ladder? He kept barrel-rolling off.
What do you call a champion banned by your teammate? A first pick mistake.
Why did the ADC blame the support? Because they couldn’t carry the weight of their mistakes.
What does Ezreal build first? His Tear of the Goddess (because he’s always crying about being weak).
When is a champion not a champion? When they’re Blitzcrank-ed.
What do you call a champion that only uses basic attacks? A right clicker.
What do you call a champion with no ultimate? A champion who just ults.
Why did the ADC flame their jungler? They were Lee Sin-cere in their criticism.
What’s the best way to get to Diamond? Take the Nami-gate.
League of Legends Slogans
Where dreams come to die and trolls come to thrive.
League of Legends: Because who needs sunlight anyway?
Experience the magical world where your friends become enemies.
Home of the brave, land of the flame.
Join the chaos – we have cookies and broken keyboards.
Become a champion, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
Where teamwork is a myth and solo carries are the legend.
Perfecting the art of “just one more game” since 2009.
Warning: May cause loss of social life and sleep.
Discover new levels of frustration and joy, simultaneously!
League of Legends: Turning ordinary people into keyboard warriors.
Dive into the rift, where salt levels exceed the ocean.
Prepare for battle – and an endless cycle of patch notes.
Not just a game, but a lifestyle choice for masochists.
Where every ping is a passive-aggressive work of art.
Come for the game, stay because you’re stuck in elo hell.
League of Legends: Where the real challenge is keeping your cool.
Experience the thrill of victory and the agony of that one feeder.
The ultimate test of patience, skill, and how much abuse you can take.
Because nothing says teamwork like blaming the jungler.
Funny LoL Tweets #LeagueOfLegends
Just played a game where my jungler thought ‘ganking’ was a new TikTok dance. #LeagueOfLegends
ADC stands for ‘Always Dies Constantly’, right? Asking for a friend. #LoL
Support life: Where your ADC’s survival instincts are as strong as a minion’s. #SupportLife
Oh, you main Yasuo? Must be nice never seeing your screen without the gray filter. #YasuoMains
If I had a dollar for every missed Thresh hook, I’d buy Riot Games. #ThreshMains
Top laners when they finally join a team fight: “Oh, are we fighting? I was just here for the scenery.” #TopLaneLife
When the enemy says “gg ez” but they were 0/10… sure, honey, whatever helps you sleep at night. #LoL
Vision is overrated, said every Lee Sin player ever. #LeeSinMains
I love the strategic depth of League, like deciding whether my teammate is trolling or just really, really optimistic. #SoloQueueAdventures
Just once, I’d like a teammate to ping their actual plans instead of their dreams and aspirations. #LoLPings
Ah, the sweet sound of “An ally has been slain.” Music to my ears… if I loved losing. #LeagueLife
Mid laners be roaming more than my lost socks. #MidLaneWanderers
Jungle diff? More like, “Which jungle camp is holding my laner hostage?” #JungleDiff
To the person who keeps taking my blue buff: May your internet forever lag at crucial moments. #JungleProblems
Playing League is like being in a toxic relationship. You know you should leave, but you just love the drama. #LeagueOfLegends
Why do I feel like my ward is the only one on the map? Oh right, because it is. #VisionIsKey
That moment when you’re so fed, the enemy team treats you like a final boss. #FeelingPowerful
Nothing says ‘teamwork’ like four people watching you die and then typing “my bad.” #SoloQueue
“Let’s do Baron” – famous last words of my overly optimistic team. #BaronCalls
When your team finally wins a game, and you’re not sure if you’re happy or just surprised. #UnexpectedVictories
