Here are some hiking puns to lighten the trail:
- Scenery:
- “These views are unbe-leaf-able!”
- “Just kickin’ it with my birches, how about you?”
- Challenges:
- “This hike is really putting a strain on my relations-hip (relationship with the trail)”
- “I’m so out of breath, I can barely tree-spond (respond)”
- Animals:
- “I would never leaf (leave) my dog behind if I was going on a hike”
- “What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer!” (Bonus: Still no eye deer if it’s dead!)
- Overall Experience:
- “Wood you believe I’m actually on a hike right now?”
- “I’m a succa for nature!”
- “Hiked it, liked it!”
- “This hike rocked!”
I hope these puns put a smile on your face!
“Two hikers are walking through the woods when they spot a bear. One starts putting on running shoes. The other says, ‘You can’t outrun a bear!’ The first hiker replies, ‘I don’t have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you.'”
Jokes for the Trails
“Why don’t mountains get cold? Because they wear snow caps.”
“Hiking is just walking where it’s okay to pee.”
Why did the hiker break up with the mountain? Because it just couldn’t peak their interest anymore!
What do mountains talk about on their spare time? The latest gossip from the hill-tops.
Why don’t mountains ever get cold? They always wear their snow caps.
How do you catch a squirrel on a hike? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Why did the tree break up with the hiker? It said, “I need more space; you’re always leaving me out on a limb.”
What’s a hiker’s favorite type of music? Trail mix.
Why did the hiker always carry a map? In case they got lost in conversation.
Why don’t hiking boots ever get lost? Because they always stick to the path.
What did the compass say to the hiker? “I think we should see other people. You’re always going in circles.”
Why did the map break up with the hiker? It felt they were taking it for granted.
How do you find where the mountain starts? You go to its foot.
Why was the hiker always calm? They knew how to trail their thoughts.
What’s a hiker’s least favorite movie? “Gone with the Wind”—it blows them off the trail!
What did one tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into each other? “Sorry, that was my fault.”
Why did the hiker carry a pencil? In case they wanted to draw a map.
What do you call a bear with no teeth on a hike? A gummy bear.
Why did the hiker refuse to play cards with the mountains? They were always bluffing.
How does a hiker keep their pants up? With a path belt.
What’s a ghost’s favorite hiking trail? The one with the most spirit.
Why was the hiker always positive? Because they always looked at the uphill as a way to peak!
Slogans for Hikers
“I hike because I really like food, and apparently, you need to ‘earn’ calories.”
“Nature: Because therapy is expensive.”
“Mountains: Because flat is boring.”
“I’m not lost, I’m exploring. Just very, very slowly.”
“This isn’t sweat. It’s my body crying for the couch.”
“Why do I hike? Because elevators don’t lead to stunning views.”
“Trail mix? You mean M&M survival packs.”
“Yes, I do have a retirement plan. I plan on hiking.”
“Hiking: Where we go to lose ourselves and find our Wi-Fi signal.”
“I like long walks away from everyone.”
“Hiking: It’s just walking where it’s okay to pee.”
“I don’t get lost. I discover alternative destinations.”
“My other ride is a pair of hiking boots.”
“Ask me about my blisters.”
“Keep calm and pretend this is on the trail.”
“Sarcasm: Just one of the services I offer on long hikes.”
“I have two speeds when I hike: Slow and stop.”
“Will hike for snacks.”
“Elevation gain? More like pain gain.”
“I’m outdoorsy in that I like hiking to the fridge for a beer.”
