Why did the worm cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
What did the worm say to the other worm when it was being annoying? “Stop worming your way into my business!”
Why don’t worms ever get lost? They always follow their gut instincts.
How do worms make decisions? They go with the flow.
What’s a worm’s favorite band? The Beatles.
Why did the worm go to therapy? It had a lot of emotional “baggage.”
How do worms write? With an invertebrate pen.
What do you call a worm who’s a magician? An illusionist!
What’s a worm’s favorite sport? Squash, because they always dig it.
What do you get when you cross a worm and a dog? A groundhound!
Silly Jokes About Worms
Feeling a little under the weather? Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll worm your way through it!
That joke was so bad, it was im-pasta-ble! (This one is a bonus pun, worm + impostor)
I tried to start a worm farm but it didn’t work out. Turns out, they weren’t very committed.
I went to the library to research worms, but all the books were shelved under “compost.”
This party is crawling! There are so many worms here, it’s unbe-leaf-able!
My friend asked me if I wanted to go fishing. I said, “Nah, I’m not a big wiggler.”
I used to hate going to the gym, but then I found a worm aerobics class. Now I’m hooked!
I tried to compliment my friend’s new sweater, but I just ended up insulting her. I told her it was very worm.
Earthworms are so into fitness. They’re always working out!
I asked a worm what its favorite drink was. It said, “Dirtini!”
Slogans for Worm Lovers
“Worm Whisperer: Because Someone’s Gotta Do It”
“I Dig Worms More Than People”
“Worms: The Real Underground Movement”
“Caution: Worm Obsessed”
“Just Here for the Worms”
“Worms: Nature’s Little Composting Machines”
“Worm Lover: Wiggling My Way Through Life”
“Worms Before Humans: Priorities, People”
“No Worm Left Behind”
“Got Worms? Lucky You.”
