Lighthouses Rule! Why do lighthouses never go to school? Because they’re always bright. What do you call a lighthouse that likes to tell jokes? A light-hearted house. Why was the lighthouse bad at hide and seek? It was always spotted. How do lighthouses keep their floors clean? They use a beacon mop. What did the…
I’m not the only one who finds tire puns tread-iculously funny, right? When it comes to tire puns, I’m always rolling with laughter. Why did the tire go to school? To get a little more tread-ucation. I tried to make a joke about tires, but it didn’t gain any traction. Some people say tire puns…
Why did the soup go to the doctor? It was feeling a little under the broth. What do you call a soup that performs tricks? A soup-erstar! How do you know when a soup is rich? When it’s loaded with 24-carrot gold. What’s a computer’s favorite soup? 010010 Why don’t secrets stay secret in soup?…
Why do mountains always seem so friendly? Because they peak at you! What did one mountain say to the other mountain? “Stop peaking at me!” Why are mountains so good at telling stories? Because they have cliff-hangers. What do you call an amazing day on a mountain? A peak experience. Why don’t mountains get cold…
Why did the wiener dog sit in the shade? Because it didn’t want to be a hot dog! What do you call a cold wiener dog? A chili dog! How do you know a wiener dog is brave? It’s always up for a “bark” of adventure! Why did the wiener dog bring a ladder to…
Why is the wind such a good musician? It really knows how to blow the horn! What did one wind say to the other? “Catch you on the gust side!” Why is the wind the best at gossip? It just goes through one ear and out the other! Why don’t wind turbines ever get lost?…
Why don’t zebras ever play poker in the savanna? Because they always spot the cheetahs! What did the zebra say the first time it saw a piano? “Hey, that thing looks like me!” Why do zebras have stripes? Because they don’t want to be spotted. What’s black, white, and red all over? A sunburned zebra!…
Why did the gallbladder go to the party? Because it heard there was going to be lots of bile! What did the gallbladder say to the stomach? “Stop your bellyaching, I’ve got my own problems!” Why did the gallbladder break up with the liver? It found their relationship too toxic. How does a gallbladder flirt?…
Why don’t alpacas ever get lost? Because they always keep up with the herd GPS! What do you call an alpaca with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want, it can’t hear you! Why did the alpaca go to therapy? It had too much baggage to llama around! What do you call an alpaca…
Funny Definition of a Veterinarian Veterinarian [vet-er-uh-nair-ee-uhn] noun “Not all heroes wear capes. Some just hold leashes.” Silly Jokes for the Vet Why did the vet go into surgery? To make a little animal better, of course, but he came out saying it was a “pet project.” Why do veterinarians make terrible comedians? Because they…
