Why don’t zebras ever play poker in the savanna? Because they always spot the cheetahs!
What did the zebra say the first time it saw a piano? “Hey, that thing looks like me!”
Why do zebras have stripes? Because they don’t want to be spotted.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A sunburned zebra!
Why did the zebra cross the road? Because it was a pedestrian crossing.
How do zebras communicate? With their stripe language!
What do you call a zebra who joins a fraternity? A z-bro.
Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal, but the zebra was too stripey.
What’s a zebra’s favorite place to go on vacation? Zebraway Beach!
Why was the zebra late for work? It couldn’t find the right stripes to wear.
What’s a zebra’s favorite TV show? “Grey’s Anatomy” – because it’s black, white, and grey all over.
How do you know if a zebra is lying? When it’s black and white and red all over.
What did one zebra say to the other after telling a joke? “You’re just not seeing the stripes here!”
Why don’t zebras get ulcers? Because they’re just too cool under the stripes.
What do you call a zebra with a guitar? A rock and roller!
Why do zebras always get along? Because they’re black and white with each other!
What game do young zebras like to play? Hide and seek – they’re always spotted.
What’s a zebra’s favorite type of story? A stripe-telling session!
Why did the zebra go to school? To get a little more black and white on the subjects.
What do you call a happy zebra? A zee-bravo!
Slogans for Zebra Fans
“50 Shades of Zebra.”
“Zebra: Because life’s too boring without stripes.”
“I’m not weird; I’m just more striped than you.”
“Why fit in when you were born to stand out? – Said every zebra ever.”
“Crossing the road in style since forever. #ZebraCrossing”
“Earning my stripes every day. What’s your superpower?”
“Zebras: Making black and white look fabulous since the dawn of time.”
“Not all who wander are lost, but this zebra definitely is.”
“I’m silently judging your lack of stripes.”
“Keep calm and trot on, zebra style.”
“I speak fluent zebra: Mostly snorts and looks of disdain.”
“Stripes are my favorite color.”
“Yes, I’m obsessed with zebras. No, I don’t think it’s a problem.”
“More stripes than a barcode.”
“In a world full of horses, be a zebra.”
“Who needs camouflage when you’ve got swag? #ZebraLife”
“Not all zebras are black and white. Some are black, white, and awesome.”
“Stripes go with everything.”
“Follow me to the wild side. *Terms and conditions: Must love zebras.”
“Blending in is overrated. #ZebraPower”
