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Funny Easter Sunday Puns From Your Cat
“Have a purr-fect Easter!” “Egg-cited to hunt for those catnip eggs!” “You’ve got to be kitten me, more chocolate eggs?” “Hoppy Easter from your favorite fur-ball!” “This Easter, I’m dyeing… my fur with safe, washable color, of course!” “I’m not a bunny, I’m a whisker warrior on a hunt for treats!” “Easter: A tail of…
Jokes and Puns for St. Patrick’s Day
Don’t worry, beer happy! It’s almost Guinness o’clock. You’re my lucky charm, and I shamrock the world you. Feelin’ green today? You might have a case of the Paddy-itis. It’s not good to press your luck, but I always Irish for more shamrockin’ fun. Don’t be a shillelagh-laggard, join the St. Patrick’s Day parade! Don’t worry, be clover! Good luck will find you eventually….
Fiesta Laughs: A Collection of Cinco de Mayo Jokes and Puns
I’m nacho average party animal, I’m ready to fiesta like there’s no mañana! Don’t worry, taco your time getting here, the guacamole will be waiting! It’s a specu-taco-lar day to celebrate with friends and family. ¡Ole! Let’s get this fiesta started! I’m feeling salsa good right now. Don’t be queso closed-minded, try something new on Cinco de Mayo! Life throws you…
Flippin’ Fantastic Pancake Puns and Jokes
These pancakes are batter than ever! Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped out! What do you call a pancake after it does sit-ups? A waffle! What do you call a pancake that always wins races? A pan-cakewalk! What do you call a pancake that loves to party? A flapjacker! How do elves prefer their pancakes? In…
Baseball Puns for Your Valentine’s Day Celebration
You’re my grand slam love! You make my heart homerun wild. You’re a true catch, and I’m never letting you slide into someone else’s arms. I’m batty about you! You’re a hit out of the park, every time. Forget the fastball, you’re the curveball that threw me head-over-heels. With you, it’s always bases loaded with…
Set Sail for Love with These Punny Pirate Valentines
You make my heart go “Aaarrrggggh!” for more. Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re the treasure I’ve been searchin’ for all me life. Be mine? My love for you is shore-less. Anchors aweigh! You’re the parrot to my pirate ship, always by me side. Avast, ye matey! I’m hooked on you, like a mermaid on a shiny doubloon. Be my Valentine? You’re the rum to…
Toad-ally Frog-tastic Puns and Jokes for Valentine’s Day
I’m toad-ally in love with you! You make me feel amphi-bious with joy. I’m in love with you, no ifs, ands, or butts… or hops! You’re the fly to my frog. You’re the frog prince I’ve been dreaming of! You’re one in a hoppy million. I’m so glad we croaked paths. Hoppy Valentine’s Day, my…
The Sweetest Donut Puns and Jokes Around
I’m hole-y in love with donuts. What do you call a donut that knows magic? A hocus-pocus! What do you call a donut that won’t share? A selfish-made treat! Happiness is a warm donut. What do you call a donut detective? A glazehound! Donut kill my vibe! What do you call a donut that’s late? A tardy torte! I’m…
Sarcastic Dinosaur Puns and Funny Jokes
What do you call a dinosaur who’s lost its vocabulary? A thesaurus Rex! (Get it? Thesaurus… lost words… it’s a stretch, I know). How does a T-Rex tie its shoes? With dino-saur knots! (Because those tiny arms…) Why did the Triceratops cross the road? To prove he wasn’t just chicken! (Don’t tell him about the T-Rex). What do you call a lazy Stegosaurus? A couch potato-saurus! (Because, well, those…
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