Don’t worry, beer happy! It’s almost Guinness o’clock.
You’re my lucky charm, and I shamrock the world you.
Feelin’ green today? You might have a case of the Paddy-itis.
It’s not good to press your luck, but I always Irish for more shamrockin’ fun.
Don’t be a shillelagh-laggard, join the St. Patrick’s Day parade!
Don’t worry, be clover! Good luck will find you eventually.
What do you call a four-leaf clover with poison ivy? A rash of good luck!
What kind of bow can’t be tied? A rainbow! (It’s always on the run.)
I’m feeling a little jiggy today. Anyone up for a leprechaun dance-off?
You’re worth your weight in gold, at least on St. Patrick’s Day.
Irish you were beer with me tonight! We could shamrock and roll.
What’s long, green, and only comes once a year? The St. Patrick’s Day parade, of course!
What do leprechauns use for shampoo? Lucky Charms!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of music? Jig rock.
Feeling green with envy? Don’t worry, there’s plenty of luck to go around.
Don’t let your potato salad be the mush of the party. Spice it up!
What do you call a sad leprechaun? A sham-rock-bottom leprechaun.
What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick’s Day? Boo’s!
Feeling Irish-istible today? You’re not alone!
May your day be filled with laughter, good company, and a wee bit of magic!
Funny Puns for St. Paddy’s Day
I’m so lucky, even my cereal turns green on St. Paddy’s!
Irish I had another beer, cause one ain’t enough today!
Call me a leprechaun, ’cause I’m always chasin’ that pot of gold.
Don’t hate, just shamrock and roll, baby!
If you ain’t wearin’ green, you’re just not on my scene.
Irish you a happy St. Paddy’s, ’cause your smile lights up my day!
Yes, I lepre-CAN have another drink, thank you very much!
I followed a rainbow and found whiskey. Better than gold, am I right?
I don’t need lucky charms, I’ve got charm and whiskey.
Gettin’ jiggy with it, Irish style. Who needs Will Smith when you got fiddles?
Dublin my fun tonight, ’cause one party ain’t enough!
Irish you were beer, but since you’re not, I’ll drink you anyway.
Call me a clover lover, ’cause I’m all about that green, baby.
St. Paddy’s day is the only day bar hopping is considered a cultural experience.
It’s not risky business, it’s whiskey business tonight.
I’m serving up Paddy’s puns. They’re magically delicious!
Bow down, the Green Queen has arrived. Where’s my crown?
Ale’s well that ends well, especially on St. Paddy’s.
Rockin’ that Emerald Isle style, ’cause green is the new black.
I don’t need a shamrock shake, your dance moves already have me quaking!
Kiss me, I’m Irish! Or just drunk enough to believe in Blarney Stones.
Feelin’ like a lucky duck in a room full of clovers.
Pulling an Irish exit, ’cause I’ve had enough craic for one night.
Turned into a green machine, and I ain’t talkin’ about juicing.
I may be pint-sized, but my St. Paddy’s spirit is massive.
Stewing in my own Irish luck, ’cause that’s how I roll.
I’m a Guinness genius on St. Paddy’s – I can balance a pint on my head!
I’ve got a pot o’ laughter just waitin’ to spill over.
Wearin’ my Celtic charm like it’s my job. Professional partier at your service.
Don’t let the four-leaf FOMO get to ya – everyone’s Irish today!
Enjoy These St. Paddy’s Day Memes
Enjoy St. Paddy’s Day Humor with Beer Themed Jokes
Why do leprechauns refuse to throw a party without beer? ‘Cause they can’t deal with the hangover of not being hoppy!
What did the beer say to the bartender on St. Paddy’s Day? “Pour me like one of your Irish girls!”
Why did the beer go to school on St. Patrick’s Day? It heard it could improve its “draft”!
How do you know you’ve had too much beer on St. Paddy’s? When you start seeing double and acting Dublin!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of beer on St. Paddy’s Day? Anything that’s green, brewed, and magically delicious!
I’m not saying we drink too much on St. Patrick’s Day, but even my liver wears a little green hat.
Why do leprechauns love online banking? To keep their gold in the cloud!
Why did the leprechaun invest his pot of gold in Bitcoin? He heard it was a crypto-currency!
Why did the man plant shamrocks in his garden? He wanted his vegetables to grow up lucky!
Bought a green car for St. Paddy’s Day, so I could drive without getting pinched. Now, if only it could help me find parking!
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four-leaf clover? You don’t want to press your luck!
Our boss said we could wear green for St. Patrick’s Day at work. Now, if only he’d let us drink Irish coffee!
Went to a St. Paddy’s Day parade and it was so wild, even the statues in the park were trying to join in!
Asked my friend if he understood Gaelic. He said, ‘Of course, I talk to girls all the time!’
What do you call a bad Irish dancer? A jig saw mistake!
What do leprechauns use for shampoo? Lucky Charms!
Why did the leprechaun bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
What do you call a group of leprechauns playing bagpipes? A sham-rock band!
Why did the Irish scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Sassy and Cheeky St. Patrick’s Day Slogans
“Kiss me, I’m Irish! Or desperate. Same thing today.”
“St. Patrick’s Day: Turning amateurs into professionals since forever.”
“Who needs luck? I’ve got charm and beer.”
“Let’s get ready to stumble!”
“Green beer: Because bad decisions need a color.”
“Irish yoga: Bend, stretch, fall over.”
“I make bad decisions in every color, but today, it’s in green.”
“Here to paddy like it’s 1999.”
“St. Patrick’s Day: The 24-hour transition from ‘Top o’ the morning’ to ‘What the hell happened?'”
“Shamrock & roll: Because music sounds better with a pint.”
“Today’s forecast: 100% chance of whiskey.”
“Beers and cheers, but mostly beers.”
“Leprechaun size, party giant.”
“I found the pot of gold, and it was full of beer.”
“Keep calm and leprechaun. Or just keep drinking.”
“Irish I could remember this tomorrow.”
“Feeling magically delicious, and slightly intoxicated.”
“Follow me to the end of the rainbow. Spoiler: It’s a bar.”
“Drink like you’re Irish, dance like no one’s watching, puke like you’re in college.”
“I’m not Irish, but my liver is working on its citizenship.”
