“Have a purr-fect Easter!”
“Egg-cited to hunt for those catnip eggs!”
“You’ve got to be kitten me, more chocolate eggs?”
“Hoppy Easter from your favorite fur-ball!”
“This Easter, I’m dyeing… my fur with safe, washable color, of course!”
“I’m not a bunny, I’m a whisker warrior on a hunt for treats!”
“Easter: A tail of bunnies and eggs, but mostly naps.”
“Some bunny loves you… but I love you meow and forever!”
“I’m all about that Easter basket… when it’s filled with cat treats.”
“Paws and reflect on how egg-cellent life is.”
“Feline good about this Easter egg hunt!”
“Keep calm and carrot on… or just nap, like I do.”
“I’m just here for the hare-raising adventure… and the snacks.”
“Whisker me away to the land of endless Easter treats!”
“I’m no Easter bunny, I’m an Easter kitty – hear me roar (or meow)!”
“Let’s put all your eggs in one basket – mine!”
“Not all Easter eggs come from bunnies – some are cleverly hidden by cats.”
“Egg-hunting is tough, but I’m furr-midable!”
“Bunny ears? More like kitty ears with an Easter twist!”
“May your Easter be filled with joy, treats, and plenty of catnaps!”
Cute Cat Easter Puns and Sayings
This Easter, I’m feeling egg-static about all the catnip in my basket!
My cat is so obsessed with shiny objects, they’re the real “foil” of the Easter Bunny.
Don’t worry, I have a purr-fect plan to keep the Easter Bunny from stealing all the catnip.
My cat is always “hopping” mad when they don’t get the tuna they want. Maybe they’ll be happier with some Easter eggs?
I’m not sure what’s funnier, my cat batting at the Easter egg decorations or the bunny ears I put on them.
My cat is a chocoholic, so I guess you could call them the “eggs-ecutive” of Easter candy consumption.
I’m not sure why everyone’s so surprised about the missing chocolate eggs. My cat is a “peeping Tom” when it comes to treats.
My cat has been practicing their “bunny kicks” all week in preparation for Easter. They’re feline fancy!
I’m “dyeing” to know what my cat thinks of their Easter basket full of yarn balls.
My cat is the “yolk” of the Easter egg hunt, always finding the hidden treats before anyone else.
Be careful when leaving chocolate out, or you might find yourself with a “choco-lated” cat on the loose.
My cat isn’t interested in Easter eggs, they’re all about the “eggs-tra” cuddles.
I’m “hopping” my cat doesn’t knock over the Easter egg tree like they did the Christmas tree.
My cat is so fluffy, they look like a giant, “eggs-tra” cottontail rabbit.
I’m feeling “paw-sitive” that my cat will have a purr-fect Easter.
Don’t be a “sourpuss” this Easter, embrace the “cat-titude” and have some fun!
My cat is always a “whisker” away from mischief, especially when it comes to Easter decorations.
I’m “feline” good about having such a meow-gical cat to celebrate Easter with.
The Easter Bunny better watch out, my cat has a “bunny kick” that’s purr-fectly timed.
Happy Easter! May your day be filled with “egg-cellent” surprises and plenty of cat cuddles.
Funny Easter Cat Slogans
“Easter eggs? You mean my new, unsolicited toys.”
“Hoppy Easter! Said no cat ever.”
“Sure, I’ll wear the bunny ears. Just kidding.”
“I’m only here for the treats, humans.”
“Easter: another holiday, another ridiculous outfit.”
“I’ll start believing in the Easter Bunny when it brings me salmon.”
“I found your hidden Easter eggs. They were delicious.”
“Keep your carrots, I’ll stick to catnip.”
“Bunny ears on a cat: because dignity is overrated.”
“Easter morning: for humans, joy; for cats, naptime.”
“I don’t always hunt for Easter eggs, but when I do, I prefer real birds.”
“Sure, I’ll help with the egg hunt. I’ll start by hiding myself.”
“You say ‘Easter Bunny’, I hear ‘mythical dinner’.”
“I’m not lazy, I’m just resting up for the egg hunt… that I’ll watch from the window.”
“Easter: when humans realize cats are the superior hunters.”
“Another Easter, another year of pretending to care about your decorative eggs.”
“Wake me up when the Easter ham is served.”
“I’ll trade you all the Easter eggs for one box of treats.”
“Remember, the Easter Bunny is just a legend; cats, however, are real rulers.”
“I’d wish you a Happy Easter, but I’m a cat, so I won’t.”
