“America: where you can get shot while learning about freedom and democracy in school.”
“In America, you can dream of becoming anything you want, as long as it’s not debt-free.”
“America, where the healthcare is expensive but the thoughts and prayers are always free.”
“Welcome to America, the land of the free and the home of the highest incarceration rate.”
“In America, you have the freedom to choose between endless student loans or no higher education at all.”
“America, where the only thing more abundant than fast food joints are people with no health insurance.”
“Come to America, where the weather is unpredictable and so are the mass shootings.”
“In America, you can be anything you want—except poor, sick, or without a job.”
“America: where you can always count on a good argument about gun control, but never any actual control.”
“In America, your privacy is respected… by everyone except the government and tech companies.”
“America: where the streets are paved with gold, but good luck finding affordable housing.”
“In America, you have the right to free speech, but you might need a lawyer to defend it.”
“Welcome to America, where the flag waves proudly over crumbling infrastructure.”
“In America, the land of opportunity, where your success is often determined by your parents’ bank account.”
“America, where we believe in equality—just not when it comes to income, education, or justice.”
“In America, you can climb the corporate ladder, but only if you start on the top rung.”
“America: the only place where you can buy a cheeseburger, a gun, and file for bankruptcy all in the same day.”
“In America, we have the best democracy money can buy.”
“America: where the dream is alive, but the reality is on life support.”
“In America, every citizen has the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of an escape plan.”
