Let’s taco ’bout it.
This is nacho average taco.
Lettuce celebrate with tacos!
You guac my world.
Shell we dance? Only if it’s a taco dance.
I’m feeling a bit saucy today.
Taco chance on me.
Let’s not burrito round the bush.
Are you into fitness? Fit’ness taco in my mouth!
It’s crunch time, bring out the tacos.
I’ve bean thinking about you a lot.
You had me at “taco.”
This conversation is getting jalapeño business.
I’m taco-ing a big game tonight.
Life without tacos is no life at all.
Keep calm and taco on.
I’m on a roll – a taco roll.
Tacos are the answer, it doesn’t matter what the question is.
My love for tacos is not just a phase, it’s for all the seasoning.
Let’s give them something to taco ’bout.
A well-balanced diet is a taco in each hand.
Tacos: because why not?
Don’t trust people who don’t like tacos. They’re probably not your type.
I’m in a serious relation-chip with guacamole.
It’s okay if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos do, and we still love them.
Have a spec-taco-lar day!
Every now and then I fall apart, and that’s okay because I’m a taco.
In queso emergency, eat tacos.
Tacos are my kind of comfort food. They’re a wrap.
I’ve got 99 problems but a taco ain’t one.
Let’s taco ’bout how delicious these puns are!
I shell out the laughs whenever there’s a taco pun involved.
You should avocado good time with these cheesy jokes.
Don’t let these puns guac your confidence; they’re sure to salsa-fy your mood.
These puns are nacho ordinary jokes; they’re a fiesta in your mouth!
Lettuce romaine calm and enjoy these punny delights.
Be warned, these jokes are so good, they might put you in a tacoma.
I wouldn’t want to be nacho friend if you didn’t appreciate these puns.
If you don’t like these puns, don’t worry, be burrito.
Don’t be sour, just salsa-brate the hilarity of these jokes.
Let’s taco break and savor the flavor of these punny gems.
I’m sure you’ll find them a-peel-ing, especially with the guac-amole references.
Hold your applause, the puns are just getting saucier.
Don’t be shy, dig into these jokes like they’re a delicious taco filling.
I’m not lion, these puns are purrfect-ly crafted for your enjoyment.
Don’t worry, these jokes won’t give you heartburn, just laughter bubbles.
I hope you’re not feeling shellfish, because these puns are open to everyone.
Don’t be a pinecone, join the fun and let these puns taco ’bout your day.
I’m feeling a bit corny today, but I hope these puns still hit the spot.
Remember, life is always better with a little taco spice (and puns)!
Why did the taco chef avoid the fight? He didn’t want any beef.
What do you call a taco that’s good at hiding? Incogni-taco.
Why did the taco take up meditation? To find its inner peace… and salsa.
What’s a taco’s favorite type of music? Wrap.
What did the taco say to the guacamole? “You’re guac my world!”
How does a taco say goodbye? “Lettuce taco ’bout it later.”
Why couldn’t the taco stand up by itself? It was too full.
What did one taco say to the other taco who was feeling sad? “It’s okay, everything will be all rice.”
Why do tacos hate dull parties? They prefer it when things get a little spicy.
What’s a taco’s favorite day of the week? Taco Tuesday, of course!
Why did the taco go to therapy? It had too many layers to unravel.
What do you call a sleeping taco? A snooza.
How did the taco introduce its girlfriend? “Meet my belle, Pepper.”
Why was the taco no good at poker? It hates to fold.
What do you call a sarcastic taco? A sas-sa taco.
Why did the taco win the basketball game? It had a great wrap-around.
What’s a taco’s life motto? “In queso emergency, pray to Cheesus.”
Why was the taco always invited to parties? Because it spiced things up.
What’s a taco’s favorite movie genre? Anything but chick-flicks – it prefers meatier plots.
Why did the taco break up with the burrito? It wanted someone less wrapped up in themselves.
What did the taco say when it was holding the door? “After you, I insist on taco’ing last.”
Why did the taco go to the dentist? It had a chip.
What’s a taco’s favorite sport? Anything, as long as it can shell out its best.
Why did the taco join the orchestra? It had a flair for the dramatics and loved to taco-ver the show.
What do you call a very religious taco? Holy guacamole!
Why was the taco always calm? It kept its cool-antro.
What do you call a taco who’s a fitness freak? A hard-shelled runner.
Why did the taco refuse to get a flu shot? It didn’t want to taco’bout any prickly situations.
What’s a taco’s favorite dance? The salsa, of course.
Why did the taco chef quit his job? He couldn’t handle the heat, so he got out of the kitchen.
