Why do ghosts love elevators? Because they lift their spirits!
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? “I think I’m coming down with something!”
Why don’t elevators ever get lost? Because they always know their ups and downs.
What’s an elevator’s favorite type of music? Pop, because it always has the best hits and ups.
Why was the elevator a good comedian? Because it knew how to lift the mood!
How does an elevator repairman break up with his girlfriend? “I think we need to see other levels.”
What do you call an elevator filled with people? A lifting experience.
Why was the computer cold in the elevator? Because it left its Windows open.
How do elevators greet each other? “How’s it going? Up or down?”
Why did the tomato turn red in the elevator? Because it saw the salad dressing up.
Why do elevators make the worst secret keepers? Because they always give away the highest levels.
What did the elevator say when it sneezed? “I think I’ve got a case of the ups and downs.”
Why was the elevator always tired? Because it was always coming down with something.
What’s an elevator’s least favorite holiday? Stairs Day.
Why don’t elevators work in horror movies? They find it too uplifting.
How do you organize a party in an elevator? You press the “up” button.
What do you call a nervous elevator? Shaky Lift.
Why was the elevator always joking? Because it liked to push people’s buttons.
Why did the elevator break up with the escalator? It found their relationship was going nowhere.
What’s an elevator’s life story called? An uplifting tale.
Slogans For Elevator Lovers
“Elevators: Because Stairs Are Just Too Mainstream.”
“Keep Calm and Elevate On.”
“In a Relationship with My Elevator.”
“Stairs? Never Heard of Them.”
“Elevator Enthusiast: It’s an Up and Down Relationship.”
“Elevators Do It Better: They Always Know When to Stop.”
“Life’s Too Short for Stairs.”
“Yes, I’m Elevating My Standards.”
“Elevators: The Real Uplifting Experience.”
“Talk Vertical to Me.”
“Stairs Are Just Elevators Without WiFi.”
“My Elevator Doesn’t Let Me Down – Unlike People.”
“I’m on an Elevator Diet: I Avoid Stairs.”
“Elevators: Because Who Really Wants to Take the Stairs to the Top?”
“Climbing to Success, One Elevator Ride at a Time.”
“Got Lift?”
“Elevate Your Mind, Take the Elevator.”
“Who Needs Cardio When You Have Elevators?”
“This Is My Elevator Pitch: Let’s Not Take the Stairs.”
“Stair Climbers Are Just Show-Offs.”
