Ford jokes often revolve around friendly jabs at the automotive brand’s reliability, performance, or the rivalry with other car brands like Chevrolet or Dodge. Here are a few for a good laugh.
The Ford Jokes I Remember Growing Up
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
A Few Good Jokes About Fords
Why did the Ford stop at the bottom of the hill? Because it couldn’t make it up the hill.
What do you call a Ford at the top of a hill? A miracle.
How is a golf ball different from a Ford? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Why do Fords have heated tail pipes? So your hands stay warm when you’re pushing them.
What’s the Ford motto? “Built Tough” — just not tough enough to keep going.
Why did the Ford owner keep a map in the car? So they could find their way back from the tow truck.
How do you double the value of a Ford? Fill up the gas tank.
Why did the Ford cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
I told my Ford I was going to trade it in for a new model, and now it has an auto-motive to improve.
Why do Ford drivers make good historians? They have a lot of experience with the past—especially when it comes to recalls!
What do you call a Ford at the top of a hill? A miracle.
How does a Ford accelerate from 0 to 60? Through a cliff!
Why did the Ford go to therapy? It had too many breakdowns.
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes its Ford? Tyranno-car-rex.
I bought a Ford, but it turned into a driveway ornament. Now, I call it a “Ford-ever parked.”
Why don’t Fords ever play hide and seek with Chevrolets? Because good luck hiding when you’re always in the repair shop.
What’s a Ford’s favorite movie? “Gone in 60 Seconds”—it’s also how fast it can break down.
Playful One-Liners About Ford
“Ford: Because life’s too short to spend it at the mechanic… unless you own one.”
“In a Ford, every road feels like the road less traveled.”
“Ford: Proving that ‘Built Tough’ also means surviving the drive to the dealership.”
“Why go fast when you can go Ford?”
“Driving a Ford is like finding the perfect parking spot: surprisingly satisfying.”
“Ford: Where every recall is just another chance to meet your mechanic.”
“If adventure had a car, it would probably be a Ford – always ready for a detour.”
“Ford: The only car that gets more waves from tow truck drivers than pedestrians.”
“In a Ford, you don’t just pass cars on the highway, you pass generations of family loyalty.”
“Ford: Because every family needs a good story of roadside bonding.”
