You’re my grand slam love! You make my heart homerun wild. You’re a true catch, and I’m never letting you slide into someone else’s arms. I’m batty about you! You’re a hit out of the park, every time. Forget the fastball, you’re the curveball that threw me head-over-heels. With you, it’s always bases loaded with…
You make my heart go “Aaarrrggggh!” for more. Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re the treasure I’ve been searchin’ for all me life. Be mine? My love for you is shore-less. Anchors aweigh! You’re the parrot to my pirate ship, always by me side. Avast, ye matey! I’m hooked on you, like a mermaid on a shiny doubloon. Be my Valentine? You’re the rum to…
Let’s taco ’bout it. This is nacho average taco. Lettuce celebrate with tacos! You guac my world. Shell we dance? Only if it’s a taco dance. I’m feeling a bit saucy today. Taco chance on me. Let’s not burrito round the bush. Are you into fitness? Fit’ness taco in my mouth! It’s crunch time, bring…
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. Why don’t we ever see water get into a fight? Because it keeps it’s feelings all bottled up. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved. Why is water the most educated drink? Because it’s been around the…
I’m toad-ally in love with you! You make me feel amphi-bious with joy. I’m in love with you, no ifs, ands, or butts… or hops! You’re the fly to my frog. You’re the frog prince I’ve been dreaming of! You’re one in a hoppy million. I’m so glad we croaked paths. Hoppy Valentine’s Day, my…
I’m hole-y in love with donuts. What do you call a donut that knows magic? A hocus-pocus! What do you call a donut that won’t share? A selfish-made treat! Happiness is a warm donut. What do you call a donut detective? A glazehound! Donut kill my vibe! What do you call a donut that’s late? A tardy torte! I’m…
What do you call a dinosaur who’s lost its vocabulary? A thesaurus Rex! (Get it? Thesaurus… lost words… it’s a stretch, I know). How does a T-Rex tie its shoes? With dino-saur knots! (Because those tiny arms…) Why did the Triceratops cross the road? To prove he wasn’t just chicken! (Don’t tell him about the T-Rex). What do you call a lazy Stegosaurus? A couch potato-saurus! (Because, well, those…
You’re the pterodactyl to my heart, you make me soar with joy! You’re my Tricera-tops crush, always number one in my heart. My love for you is no brontosaurus-joke, it’s huge and real! I dino-mite you the best Valentine’s Day ever! I’m a tyranno-saurus for your love! You’re so punny, you put a stegosaurus to shame! (But I still love…
You’re purr-fect for me! You’re the cat’s whiskers, and I’m feline fur-tunate to have you as my Valentine. You make my heart race faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer. Purr-fect match? I’m litter-ally in love with you. Will you be my meow-entine? We can chase yarn balls and cuddle all night long. You…
I’m reading a book on the history of golf. It’s about time I got to the green roots of the sport. Golfers have the perfect drive on and off the course. I used to play golf, but I found it was just a lot of holes in one theory. Why do golfers always carry two…
