Why did the avocado stop arguing with its partner? Because it realized it was in a guac-ward situation.
What did the avocado say to the tortilla chip? “You complete me.”
How do you make an avocado shake? You put it in the freezer until it shivers.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and the avocado naked!
What’s an avocado’s favorite music? Guac ‘n’ roll.
Why did the avocado go to therapy? Because it had too much baggage and couldn’t “let that guac go.”
What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it? Holy guacamole!
Why don’t avocados ever get into arguments? Because they always agree to guac-about it later.
What did one avocado half say to the other? “Without you, I’m just not whole.”
How does an avocado apologize? “I guac it wrong, I’m sorry.”
“I tried to make an avocado joke, but it was pit-iful.”
“Why did the avocado stop arguing? It didn’t want to guac away from the fight.”
“What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it? Holy guacamole!”
“I told my friend an avocado joke. He didn’t laugh, so I had to spread it on thick.”
“Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and the avocado naked!”
“What’s an avocado’s favorite music? Guac ‘n’ roll.”
“Why was the avocado a good detective? It always got to the pit of the problem.”
“How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste and an avocado witness.”
“What do you say to an avocado who’s done a great job? ‘Bravocado!'”
“Why did the avocado go to therapy? To deal with its abandonment issues after being pitted.”
