“Is that a cucumber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” “I hear cucumbers are great for… refreshing experiences.” “Why settle for a pickle when you can have the whole cucumber?” “Some say cucumbers are best enjoyed… au naturel.” “A cucumber a day keeps the thirst at bay, if you know…
Why did the lettuce close its eyes? Because it saw the salad dressing! What do you call a sad lettuce? A “blue cheese” salad. Why did the lettuce win the race? Because it was a-head! How do you make a lettuce laugh? Tickle its ribs! Why don’t lettuces ever start fights? Because they’re too green….
Why did the avocado stop arguing with its partner? Because it realized it was in a guac-ward situation. What did the avocado say to the tortilla chip? “You complete me.” How do you make an avocado shake? You put it in the freezer until it shivers. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw…
